By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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jmfreee 16

At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!

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jmfreee 16

At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well better than getting arrested for car theft irl.

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JMichael 25

Congratulations on your first strip club.

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xoamy906 25

Could always pick up a prostitute as well

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Opinion_ 9

And then do a stunt jump into the ocean and dive out Wait am I the only one who picks people up and does that?

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

when you're done don't forget to beat that hooker take her money and repeat.decent source of income on that game.

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amphetamin3 17

#20 No. Not on gtav. All the hookers I've killed had somewhere around $23. That is not worth my time.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

well i guess what i meant was a decent way to alleviate any immediate boredom you may be having.i haven't done it in a while and the amount of money you get from doing it slipped my mind.my mistake

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JaneChemi_fml 21

where are you picking up your hookers 42? all of the ones I kill have about 11 dollars.

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bummervacation 10

Well at least you didn't waste your actual money

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dcam13 19

Lap dances are cheaper than your video game. Go out and experience life sometime.

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ViktoriaaKills 13

they're also less hygenic, smell worse and don't have perfected standards...

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rorburt 11

#8 What are you basing your shitty generalization on? Have you ever been to a strip club / met a stripper (that you know of)?

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dcam13 19

Lol smells worse? I don't think you've been to one either.. But I wasn't necessarily saying to go get a lap dance. I said go experience life. He's alone in his room on his 18th bday when he could've spent that $60 doing something to create memories. Club, concert, movie... Or a strip club if that's his thing idc.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

He can play with his copy of grand theft auto for years.... You don't get to play with the stripper

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bobslawnservice 16

Not true. They smell like buterdcoth and vanilla. They also have excellent hygiene (sp?) because who wants a lapdance from a tunafish? OP should have gone to a real strip club.

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bobslawnservice 16

Sorry, on my phone. That should be "butterscotch and vanilla"

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jazzy_123 20

maybe #8 got farted on last time she had a stripper give her a lap dance ;) lol.

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honeymoonroyale 20

A bit of a good point somewhere in there, but maybe less dickish... Maybe he has no friends to go with or no money at that time.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yet he had enough money to buy the game new…

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honeymoonroyale 20

"At the time." GTAV came out in September. He JUST had his 18th birthday. That's all I meant.

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SmokinGuns 13

Lmao at people trying to defend stripclubs. Stick with GTAV. Anyone that wastes their money on gold-digging ***** is more pathetic than someone playing a video game. Buy a beer or some weed and just chill and enjoy yourself.

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PieReaper 11

One does not simply stop playing GTA 5

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Rag_dollxx 21

How about turning your games console off and actually doing something instead of bleating about it on FML, you spoon.

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jazzy_123 20

you just called him a spoon .__. LOL!

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KissMyAnthia200 12

So picking on some guy on an app about sharing your "worst" experiences in your life is that much better? Screw you and get over yourself.

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Rag_dollxx 21

Lets be honest, calling someone a spoon is hardly picking on them.

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dastiera 7

But video games are fun and when you have no friends + socially awkward sometimes it's the only comfortable escape

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