By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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realeah 4

Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

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wallandpiece 16

Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?

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Huey_Freeman 4

I took one look at this FML, said "nope", and walked away.

wallandpiece 16

Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?

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ohmandapants 16

But clearly not, since you're the first comment. So really, you took one look at this FML, tried and failed to be funny, and then walked away.

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yourlifesucksHA 14

Your a dumbass!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I took one look at your comment, said "nope", and thumbed it down for lack of sense-making.

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AssTard 15

I think it's better for her to leave, rather than have to date someone she doesn't like. However, I do think she could have been a whole hell of a lot nicer.

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DontClickOnMe 28

47 - But how would she know she doesn't like him if she hasn't even tried to get to know him? I think she should've at least given him a chance and see how things go, then decide whether or not she wants to date him. What she did was just completely rude, but anyway, you dodged a bullet, OP. She seems like a shallow bitch.

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AssTard 15

@56: I completely understand that. I'm not even going to try to justify what I said before because I think I ****** up what I meant. I do feel really bad for OP, and he could have the absolute best personality in the world, but if the female does not find him attractive then she has every right to POLITELY decline a date. I guess that doesn't apply here considering she already accepted the date, blind or not, and should have not been an asshole (kinda like me in that other comment).

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green2go 14

For all we know 56 OP could look like your profile pic

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BulldogHoops 14

28- I always get a kick out of that kind of irony. For instance, I frequent ESPN chat rooms. While on one of those, somebody was angry with me and said "your a idiot". That brightened my day.

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XxFA1LxX 4

clever comment. and op I guess your date wasn't blind enough..

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dejah98 6

We'll she wasn't right of you anyway. Don't let her bring you down.

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nutcrackers 2

At least OP saved his money of dinner for two!

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free2speak 14

Agree with 104. And as much as I want to call her out for a being bitch, she actually did the right thing instead of wasting his time and money if she wasn't into him to begin with. it's always better to be rejected than to think you have a chance, build up hopes and dreams and THEN be rejected.

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realeah 4

Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

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desertrose415 8

Ha.. "saw" the opportunity..

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CammyGal 26

Harsh :( Sorry, OP. You don't need someone that shallow anyway.

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slooby_fml 25

you should consider yourself lucky. you dodged a bullet. no one wants to date someone that rude and shallow

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Epikouros 31

Ask your waitress if she wants to date you (another night, at another restaurant). Maybe she'll feel pity for you.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Or maybe your life will turn into a real life When Harry Met Sally movie.

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007type 26

Your blind date was blinded by your perfection. xD

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agonydrum 7

Yeah I doubt that perfection was op's problem

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rizzybear 4

You dodged a bullet there bro. You'll be fine. She'll probably find some guy at a club somewhere who fits her standards of perfect looks and minimum wage pay.

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loserboii 11

She must be quite a catch herself if she's going on blind dates.

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