By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML
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Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?


I took one look at this FML, said "nope", and walked away.

Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?

But clearly not, since you're the first comment. So really, you took one look at this FML, tried and failed to be funny, and then walked away.

yourlifesucksHA 14

Your a dumbass!

I took one look at your comment, said "nope", and thumbed it down for lack of sense-making.

Nope, 20, you're* a dumbass.

I think it's better for her to leave, rather than have to date someone she doesn't like. However, I do think she could have been a whole hell of a lot nicer.

DontClickOnMe 28

47 - But how would she know she doesn't like him if she hasn't even tried to get to know him? I think she should've at least given him a chance and see how things go, then decide whether or not she wants to date him. What she did was just completely rude, but anyway, you dodged a bullet, OP. She seems like a shallow bitch.

U sir. Are an asshole

@56: I completely understand that. I'm not even going to try to justify what I said before because I think I fucked up what I meant. I do feel really bad for OP, and he could have the absolute best personality in the world, but if the female does not find him attractive then she has every right to POLITELY decline a date. I guess that doesn't apply here considering she already accepted the date, blind or not, and should have not been an asshole (kinda like me in that other comment).

mtl, plutot rare sur fml :)

For all we know 56 OP could look like your profile pic

28- I always get a kick out of that kind of irony. For instance, I frequent ESPN chat rooms. While on one of those, somebody was angry with me and said "your a idiot". That brightened my day.

clever comment. and op I guess your date wasn't blind enough..

dejah98 6

We'll she wasn't right of you anyway. Don't let her bring you down.

OP got lemon-lawed!

B_CeouL 12


nutcrackers 2

At least OP saved his money of dinner for two!

free2speak 14

Agree with 104. And as much as I want to call her out for a being bitch, she actually did the right thing instead of wasting his time and money if she wasn't into him to begin with. it's always better to be rejected than to think you have a chance, build up hopes and dreams and THEN be rejected.

Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

desertrose415 8

Ha.. "saw" the opportunity..

Ha.. 'Eye saw the opportunity'

CammyGal 26

Harsh :( Sorry, OP. You don't need someone that shallow anyway.


Did she wear a hardhat? Did her neck stretch?

MassiveBerry 9

Haha. I caught the TF2 reference :3

Read that like your character would say it in your pic lol

"You need me. You need me. You need me."

Building a sentry

154rct 7

That engie is a spy

you should consider yourself lucky. you dodged a bullet. no one wants to date someone that rude and shallow

Epikouros 31

Ask your waitress if she wants to date you (another night, at another restaurant). Maybe she'll feel pity for you.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Or maybe your life will turn into a real life When Harry Met Sally movie.

007type 26

Your blind date was blinded by your perfection. xD

agonydrum 7

Yeah I doubt that perfection was op's problem

rizzybear 4

You dodged a bullet there bro. You'll be fine. She'll probably find some guy at a club somewhere who fits her standards of perfect looks and minimum wage pay.

loserboii 11

She must be quite a catch herself if she's going on blind dates.