By phonesage - United States


Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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  0opsie  |  6

Wow... I think... I think I'm in love with OP. Yes! Yes! That's what this feeling is! It's true love! I'm commin' to your house, OP! I'll be in your yard, serenading you outside your window.

  Idc666  |  0

Wow, what's with all these people being so judgmental. Just because a person meets someone on the Internet doesn't mean it's not "real" nor does it mean they spend all day on the computer and have no life. Something like 1 in 5 relationships start on the Internet these days, which is why dating sites thrive. Also, starting a relationship on the Internet has no higher or lower failure rate than meeting and dating people in real life.

On a personal anecdote, I've known two couples that fell in love via the Internet, one that met through a game and another that met through a forum, that met in real life and were later married.

  KaySL  |  24

To be fair, it was the girlfriend's house judging by the wording. I think it's fairly typical not to know by heart the address of your siblings' lovers, right?

  DocBastard  |  38

Based on a lot of the FML submissions, everyone sleeps with everyone's brothers, sisters, cousins, in-laws, best friends' spouses, cows, earthworms, green slimy aliens, and pendatik.

  KaySL  |  24

I sleep with a crudely-constructed effigy of Sirin, both naked of course. I even smash the shit out of my face with the little tiny mod-hammer at regular intervals too. I think the brain damage is beginning to intensify to the point I may be made an honorary Texan*.

*No offence intended to Texans -- your condition is no laughing matter.

  Doortje  |  29

Hm, good point :)
But for someone outside a family to do this I assume they've been together for a while now. I mean, jokes like this just aren't appropriate while being new to a family :')

  KaySL  |  24

Goddamn, I love getting the ban-hammer rammed up my anal passage repeatedly. I always get unbanned before I can actually climax though, so you know S&M and denial for real, man. Fuck, I dearly hope one day I'll be able to attain a single orgasm from the ban-hammer. Please grant me this one Christmas wish.

By  kofinater  |  3

You have to be pretty gullible to "love" someone over the internet.