By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States
Add a comment - Reply to : #
YDI. for not going out in the world and sitting on the comp all day.
Wow, what's with all these people being so judgmental. Just because a person meets someone on the Internet doesn't mean it's not "real" nor does it mean they spend all day on the computer and have no life. Something like 1 in 5 relationships start on the Internet these days, which is why dating sites thrive. Also, starting a relationship on the Internet has no higher or lower failure rate than meeting and dating people in real life. On a personal anecdote, I've known two couples that fell in love via the Internet, one that met through a game and another that met through a forum, that met in real life and were later married.
I sleep with a crudely-constructed effigy of Sirin, both naked of course. I even smash the shit out of my face with the little tiny mod-hammer at regular intervals too. I think the brain damage is beginning to intensify to the point I may be made an honorary Texan*. *No offence intended to Texans -- your condition is no laughing matter.
Goddamn, I love getting the ban-hammer rammed up my anal passage repeatedly. I always get unbanned before I can actually climax though, so you know S&M and denial for real, man. Fuck, I dearly hope one day I'll be able to attain a single orgasm from the ban-hammer. Please grant me this one Christmas wish.