haven't you seen South Park? turkeys are dangerous but you can count on an Etheropian named Marvin to get rid of their bodies after the battle so it all works out :)

OP. if you only now found out how much a windshield costs, you have been very, very lucky.

Unless he bought the car yesterday.

Which in that case, should be covered under some bumper-to-bumper warranty, unless the car is pre-owned/used...

Yes

Not many people believe they can. Wild turkeys can actually fly fairly far. I've been walking my dogs on my land and spooked a mother turkey from her nest, and she flew up to a tree branch about fifteen feet in the air. Of course we left the nest alone and walked away in case something happened.

That's why OP said he/she found out that turkeys can fly. Otherwise, OP probably wouldn't have said that.

I live in a second floor apartment, and have had them on my deck occasionally

Meth. A little ecstasy on the side, too. But man, that turkey ****** him up.

bathsalts and meth he wasn't ready.

Turkeys apparently look up during rainstorms and drown.

Urban legend

Turkey on glass? I'll pass.

Won't the food be no good? I I'm correct you can shoot it in the body cause it will ruin the meat/bird.

Unless you meant to say eighth person, then you are mistaken.