Intimacy: Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking...

By left, I guess - 12/04/2015 17:00 - Canada - Antigonish

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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First date going well

By johnfrank - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 0:09

if shes going to leave you after something stupid like that, you're better off without her OP

tj4234 35

Monday 13 April 2015 0:10

For the record, I like quiche.

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kayla2228 14

Monday 13 April 2015 2:49

"left, I guess" I lol'd at that.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Monday 13 April 2015 2:58

dis bitch got problems.

disney_blonde 16

Monday 13 April 2015 3:16

You thought she was going to sleep with you after the first date?

MasteredBastard 16

Monday 13 April 2015 5:09

That was my thought. YDI for thinking a blind date would be warming your bed.

delfino1604 24

Monday 13 April 2015 3:38

you're better off with your hand, don't want any dumb offspring.

Jburky_10 15

Monday 13 April 2015 4:12

yeah . . . you probably didnt wanna hit that anyways bro!???

sassy2085 16

Monday 13 April 2015 4:13

Not cool on a first date

Nm_fml 10

Monday 13 April 2015 4:25

You are so much better off without her lol!!

rockwrench 18

Monday 13 April 2015 4:51

Try saving your correcting grammar for FML. That might get you to first base.

afallingstar 22

Monday 13 April 2015 4:52

She sounds pretty dumb to leave you after that...I think you're better off with Rosie (righty) or Jill (lefty).

kjlancaster 21

Monday 13 April 2015 5:09

Ever heard the phrase, "Nobody likes a know-it-all," ? Jerk.

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