ARetardedSeal

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  • Checking you out

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

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  • Night owl

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • Santa Claus

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Inception

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  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • Amateur spy - Johnny English level

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • Godlike spy - 007 level

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

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    44%
  • Judgmental

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    40%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    68%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 50 quality comments

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    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
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ihatecoldfeet tells us more.

hey op here, wow the things city people don't understand! First off, each and every calf must be vaccinated or they could become Ill.Second I wasn't in front of the calf, the person holding the calf let go of it unexpectedly