Did the smell of rotten fish knock out you and make you go in and out of consciousness?

What a bitch dude, get rid of her. FYL. I wonder what exactly you were doing to get that reaction though cuz it's not hard lol. Practice makes perfect I guess, but I hope next time you'll be practicing with someone else because she is a bitch. A decent girl wouldve helped you get it right.

Find another girl, bring her home just before your girlfriend is due to get back, when she comes back and sees you eating out this other girl on the kitchen table, ask "Am I doing it right now"?

Wrong hole huh?:(

I hope you weren't being an asshole, literally!

some girls are such bitches. they expect every guy to give them head on the spot and do it perfectly until they say stop, but even suggest asking for a ******** and they dump you for being sleezy. with all the little bitches out there i am ashamed to be a girl sometimes

your girl sounds like a bitch shes gotta show u what she likes pay attention to body language

Seriously, the only thing that can justify a comment like that is if you were doing something truly stupid. Like biting her.

Huum, guess you weren't doing something right. Swallow your pride and ask her to explain exactly what you were doing wrong - and pay attention to what she says. We all have to learn somewhere some time. Maybe your turn to teach will come when she gives you head.

haaa! its really not hard though..