Like a virgin
By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States
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Noob.
Lol
Just like your comment huh?
Well maybe this will help. Sex is when you insert your penis in and out of your girlfriend's ****** until you secrete a whiteish clear liquid. (a penis is the floppy thing between your legs that gets hard when you get excited) (a ****** is the hole that your girlfriend has in the front part of her body where her legs split) You're welcome.
16) I guess there is always attempt number 2.
Wait, if that's what sex is, where do you insert the hamster?
21...shut up. Ur shit makes no sense..
37, it is impolite to talk about one's bowel movements like that.
I have an inbred sister?! I bet she's hot...That's why our mother must have hidden her on Alderaan to keep her away from our dad. That guy will **** anything.
Maybe it would help your situation if you weren't 12 years old. Watch the animal channel too, it might give you some tips. ^^
147, it's not called sperm. It's called semen. Sperm is in semen, and there are many elements that are combined to make it. Not just sperm.
Mhm. Sperm seeds. I use it to quicken the dl of my torrents :P
Sex is considered any act of oral, vaginal, anal, or digital (hands) sex. This means your not a virgin if you done any of those acts. The reason those are considered sex is because you can get STI's from all of those acts. Yes even using your hands, is you touch your mouth you can get a STI or if you have a open cut on your hand.
It's never good when the girl asks what that was after you finished having sex. You did something wrong if you don't know either.
It's not strange at all they're Americans their government hates 3 things : weed, free thinking citizens, and teaching safe sex or sex in general. In fact I hear the average lasting time of an American is 3 to 15 minutes that's just pitiful.
Or maybe she's faking it haha back at ya.
Doesn't matter had sex
But they aren't sure if they did.
I think a woman let me put my penis inside of her Yeeeah I might have just had sex,
That's the usual sequence of things. People like comments on FML. So far, none have had their comments Liked enough times to get over 9,000.
91- sooner or later there will be 69 people who thumbed down your comment.
I was the 69th after reading this comment ??
Perfect practice makes perfect.
Nobody is perfect Why practice?
You talking bout practice??
No practice make permanent. You have to practice perfectly.
Hey bud don't feel bad, I've been on the same trip. I've only had sex with one girl and we've been together for two years now. Anyways what I'm trying to say is that the first time I ****** her it was like 5 seconds, I was like WTF *facepalm*!!! But believe me bud it gets better, you'll build your stamina, with practice of course!!! Foreplay before is always nice to! Try to bust a nutm before you go in for the pink alight :) good luck!
So, OP, how did you know that you went all the way?
Were you drunk ? Either way sex is sex .
If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
My opinion exactly.
Certainly not mature enough nor informed enough!
OP's username is chchboy. If that stands for church boy, then that could be a reason for his ignorance if he has super sheltering parents. Either that or he is way too young. But definitely not nearly informed enough, I hope they used a condom.
99 - Actually it's the only way his mom can get him to eat vegetables "choo choo! here comes the broccoli train!"
I think the exact same thing, they sound like 12 year olds :/
Lol that's weird.
doesnt matter (probably) had sex
Still counts!
I think this kid needs sex ed. Not **** , he has to know how to identify genitals , in **** every body part is considered a genital.
20, thats important to know too.
Trust me, **** is DEFINITELY not the way to go for anyone, especially if they're preparing to lose their V card
By using the term 'all the way', and her asking if that was sex or not pretty much sums up that you are way too young to be having sex in the first place.
Either that or twenty year old virgins
Not 40-yr-old virgins?
111- and the way it looks, you shouldn't be on this website, because they don't have internet in jail.
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If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.
Noob.