By Ben - United States
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

YDI in so many ways. Drunk driving? How bad was it that you got pulled over in a parking lot? You don't have anyone else's number memorized except your ex? You deserve the arrest, fines, and unemployment coming your way.

  MrMaD_fml  |  2

fuck the bullshit and what everyone's talking about, I totally drive better when I'm drunk.

I'm too busy falling the fuck apart worrying about the fuckin po'po to do anything dangerous.

trust, folks are more at risk when I'm driving sober, they call me Larry Leadfoot.

  idkweird  |  0

#104: I have a few friends who absolutely drive better when they are drunk, and it hasn't stopped them from getting a DUI.

Driving while drunk is just stupid. Period.

Where I live, DUI checkpoints are legal. That means they stop EVERYONE. They don't need to have cause. If you try to turn around before it, you're likely to get pulled over by another cop in the area watching. Doesn't matter how well you drive. If you end up in one of those, you're going to jail.

  Reyo  |  2

#104: Oh I totally get where you're coming from. I happen to throw farther when my arm's broken, and run faster when my ankle's sprained.


if you drive better while drunk get the fuck off the road. Drinking impairs your thinking, hence you thought that fat chick was a hot babe, or that texting your ex to tell him that you are still in love with him at 2 in the morning, was an awesome idea. So while you think you are driving so well, you're actually putting everyone else's life at risk. The drunk that killed my brother thought he was driving just fine, denied to the bitter end that he was in the wrong.


1 : to plant seed for growth especially by scattering

I'm not even a native english speaker and still know this, you should be ashamed. You fucking idiots.