I'm pretty sure there is a bright blue button for what you just said

Lol I just wanted to be 1st comment once in my life

I've been first comment several times, and I've never had a single one of them be downvoted into oblivion before. It's better to be second or third with 150 upvotes than to be first with 150 downvotes.

Exactly! Learn from this. When you know how to do it right, she'll be completely speechless, then you will have the last laugh.

Sounds like she wants you to get better. That is a lot better than letting you go on and on then have her talk about how bad it was to her friends. Just learn, take direction and you will get better.

Well played sir. You beat me to it. Damn anti flood posting ! Taco taco.

So... Taco Belle?

I'm thinking arbys

16- Dela taco.

Roast beef sandwich

No it's a Tinkle Taco.

Twinkle twinkle little guy, when I open up my thighs, twinkle twinkle in his eye.

You sir are a bad person :P

Do the words "yeast infection" mean anything to you?

Ooh so nasty so fucking nasty :D

No no, it's the beans

going on a vagtastic voyage?

bon vagyage?

Well said

Is a taco a burrito?