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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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sayyestothedress 24

I'm pretty sure there is a bright blue button for what you just said

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ash_1020 6

Lol I just wanted to be 1st comment once in my life

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I've been first comment several times, and I've never had a single one of them be downvoted into oblivion before. It's better to be second or third with 150 upvotes than to be first with 150 downvotes.

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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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cakefete2 30

Exactly! Learn from this. When you know how to do it right, she'll be completely speechless, then you will have the last laugh.

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sig4life 18

Sounds like she wants you to get better. That is a lot better than letting you go on and on then have her talk about how bad it was to her friends. Just learn, take direction and you will get better.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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devildog562 33

Well played sir. You beat me to it. Damn anti flood posting ! Taco taco.

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Ichiya 29

Twinkle twinkle little guy, when I open up my thighs, twinkle twinkle in his eye.

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Aussie75 10

You know how you can tell if it's a burrito? The cheese.

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DarkSaphire2002 14

Do the words "yeast infection" mean anything to you?

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Hitdadeck10 2

No no, it's the beans

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pwnman 33

Seems like you should vag your bags and move out..

tony1891 22

going on a vagtastic voyage?

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vreid 20

Every guy has to learn sometime, try getting her to tell you what she likes OP. Be patient and stay sensitive to her needs! Best of luck mate

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euphoricness 28

That is an amazing girlfriend

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d123454321b 14

Spoken? Or yelled?

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jeffandjeff 22

At least she gave you input, she could have been indifferent.

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