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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 643
You deserved it 14 007

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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I'm pretty sure there is a bright blue button for what you just said

Lol I just wanted to be 1st comment once in my life

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I've been first comment several times, and I've never had a single one of them be downvoted into oblivion before. It's better to be second or third with 150 upvotes than to be first with 150 downvotes.

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

Exactly! Learn from this. When you know how to do it right, she'll be completely speechless, then you will have the last laugh.

Sounds like she wants you to get better. That is a lot better than letting you go on and on then have her talk about how bad it was to her friends. Just learn, take direction and you will get better.

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

You know how you can tell if it's a burrito? The cheese.

pwnman 33

Seems like you should vag your bags and move out..

Every guy has to learn sometime, try getting her to tell you what she likes OP. Be patient and stay sensitive to her needs! Best of luck mate

euphoricness 28

That is an amazing girlfriend

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jeffandjeff 22

At least she gave you input, she could have been indifferent.