By Anonymous - 02/11/2012 19:46 - Netherlands - Delft

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML
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DomDomxoxo 16

That's pretty harsh, at least you tried it out for her. I know some guys who always expect head and don't give anything back...

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Tempest559 12

Sounds like you tossed your first salad. Sorry, now go brush your teeth.

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BubbleGrunge 18

What a bitch. She could have at least taken the opportunity to show you what she likes and how she likes it. God, I'm sorry OP, how rude!

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benhemon 4

That's kind of a red flag. That kind of comment shows actual contempt, which is basically the worst dynamic that can exist in a relationship. Though also, read up on it; it really isn't hard to do. But also consider getting rid of her, especially if this isn't an isolated incident. That's a huge red flag.

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DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Yeah. I really hope the OP sees this comment, because this is pretty serious and he can be setting himself up to have a very very VERY bad relationship with this girl. Sorry OP :/

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MedKits 9

That's a huge red flag? What, are you from Cosmo?

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jgriff79 23

Sounds like you 9 volted her!

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souljacker 11

That's pretty harsh. If someone spoke to me like that I wouldn't be sticking around to finish the job.

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_Awesomeness_ 4

Its okay I'm sure she will react better next time. :)

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captain__jj 5

If that were me, there definitely wouldn't be a "next time," that bitch would be gone.

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slickchrome 11

Wtf was she expecting on ur first try? Bitch.

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