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By JoshuasGirl - / Monday 23 December 2013 19:13 / United States - Grand Rapids
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This is almost word for word the exact same FML as one a few years ago. You can find it in the "Best of" category, except the original FML had the boyfriend call his mother crying afterwards too. Tsk tsk.

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51- I'm one of those people. I pass out even when I get a shot at the doctor's office. This coming from a girl who guts deer. It all depends. OP, your boyfriend sounds like he cares. Maybe wait some time and try later?

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  SonyIsGod  |  13

I have a little brother named Joshua, he's three. That makes this all really weird for me. I didn't mean to make that rhyme either, I promise. @92: Breath.

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  Adeptasaurus  |  12

Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to bleed your first time. Nothing actually breaks (breaking a hymen is a stupid metaphor) if you go slow and have lots of foreplay you can do alright.

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Read it again. HE passed out, not her.

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  Sylvasa  |  15

most women don't even bleed when losing their virginity...

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  SirDirtyRedD  |  15

re read his statement his said sorry op and he ment for her boyfriend passin out during sex dumnass -_-

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  jazzy_123  |  20

56, well how many women actually do bleed? I don't remember it happening to me and I don't recall my friends mentioning anything like that. This is a serious question, please someone answer it. Thank you x)

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

if girls use tampons they don't have a "cherry"

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  SammyS2012  |  21

Sometimes you bleed, but it's never supposed to be a lot, just a small amount. before, they would display the white sheets after wedding sex to show that the bride was a virgin; i think it was the royal families that did that. but if youre gushing blood, it might not be your hymen, and should get that checked out

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  marzipanimal  |  15

It just depends on the girl. Some do, some don't. The blood is caused by the breakage of the hymen. Some girl's hymen breaks because they use tampons, sports, etc.

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  emmaps  |  3

That's not true. Tampons don't go far enough to pop your cherry

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  Adeptasaurus  |  12

Fuck, I already said it but this comment chain is hurting me. Hymens don't break. Tampons can't break anything if there is nothing to break. The bleeding is caused by friction on the (already "open") hymen. Therefore blood is avoidable. It bothers me that some girls in this chain don't know what they are talking about

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  SirDirtyRedD  |  15

I love how i get down voted for telling someone else hes wrong when he really is im sorry guy but if he didnt have to be such a fucktard i wouldnt have to get on to him about gettin on to someone else

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  jazzy_123  |  20

73, that's stupid. So if I ride a bike, I don't have a cherry either? because I've heard a bike can pop your cherry too. Whether it's true or not, I don't know and I don't care but it's better to ask than to say it and look dumb.

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It was just her first time having sex with HIM. :P but you do have a point of it might being his first time.

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I assumed he didn't know what exactly what happens when you have sex since it seems it's his first time. Obviously you guys didn't understand that.

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I'm a virgin so obviously I'm not going to know much.

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  MortenM  |  17

Well, I was referring as a joke to what happens in men during arrousal. Rush of blood to anywhere else than the head. But don't be concerned that you don't get it...

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