Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML I agree, your life sucks 6540 I agree, your life sucks 6540 You deserved it 1949 You deserved it 1949 3 0 13 30 By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 January 2013 11:15 / France - Ville-d'avray
Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends,... I agree, your life sucks 10649 I agree, your life sucks 10649 You deserved it 32082 You deserved it 32082 235
Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not... I agree, your life sucks 54089 I agree, your life sucks 54089 You deserved it 15130 You deserved it 15130 134
Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend... I agree, your life sucks 55531 I agree, your life sucks 55531 You deserved it 5398 You deserved it 5398 248
Today I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I was looking up Halloween costume ideas. Someone posted a very realistic uncircumcised penis... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everyone that my fiance and I are having a "shotgun wedding" because we plan to get married quickly.... I agree, your life sucks 13 I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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