By ellebelle - 15/11/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Well that was fucking retarded. I hope you know you deserved it.

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Arsonnist 3

Well that's just smashing, mate.

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apriljoyo 0
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Did they make you buy a new ash tray too?

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meepmerp 20
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And you didn't get fired?

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FYLDeep 25

Well that was fucking retarded. I hope you know you deserved it.

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suppepz 0

yeah, why would someone toss a ash tray at the wall that close to the flat screen TV!!!

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green_eyes124 0

Your friends have some lame dares. Couldn't they have dared you to give them all free drinks or something?!

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C6Racer 0

Re + tard = YOU

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

F the ashtray's L :( Rest in peice poor inanitmate object. You shall be missed. :'(

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rockefoe 6
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ouch! save your tips to pay for it!

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Arsonnist 3

Well that's just smashing, mate.

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AlbinoMoose987 14
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*nigel voice* sssmmmaashinggg

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imnotonaboat 0
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sucks to be your tatoo artist

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FYLDeep 25

In Wisconsin it's now illegal for a bar to even have an ashtray inside it. All I can say is, it's about fucking time. It's nice being able to go to bars and not having it smell like shit.

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