Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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Top comments
nixter5 18
Please don't tell me you used teeth.
clownphobia23 12
...What the heck?
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Comments (241)
stfu_bam 5
Poor guy, you must have brought back some painful memories.
alexturner19 0
He got the herp..
keepingitnasty 15
You just converted him to the other side...
perdix 31
You stroked his head for an hour? Hand job after ******** is an unusual choice -- maybe that is what frightened him.
BeefyQueef 5
Ha
Xxak907xX 0
Win!
SuperBritty23 7
You're probably bad at giving head.
airthunder12 1
Are you good at it?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
You must not have cupped the balls. ALWAYS cup the balls!!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
My fiancé can't have you touch balls, balls are like a no go area for him, tis strange
amandavf1 0
Lol! This is funny. Pickles.
hopeless4life 2
just ask him why he did that he may or may not tell you but maybe it's ecause he had a bad memory of something so don't think u raped him cuz rape is when u do something the other doesn't want if he didn't want it u prolly wouldn't have web able to go down on him
Feklfekl2222 32
What does this say in English?
TheNewGuy03 29
...you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons? Are you the same girl who wrote that letter? (If you don't know, Google it.) |the kid|
rachel_potter 13
Translation: Just ask him why he did that, he may or may not tell you, but maybe it's because of a bad memory of something that has happened. So don't think you raped him because if he didn't want it, then you probably wouldn't have been able to do it in the first place
miZscrZee 0
OMGSH. U probably TORE up his d*ck with ur teeth!! It should be FYBFL! Poor him..
amanda_d95 9
What the ****?
SuperBritty23 7
She already tried to "**** his life." Now he's scarred for life.
miZscrZee 0
You don't get it?
skyeyez9 25
Maybe he has suffered sex abuse as a child? Or has an overly religious family who makes enjoying sex a sin? He could have another gf on the side and feeling guilty from cheating?
Dothewiggleyeah 0
That's abit Harsh :/