Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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Top comments
nixter5 18
Please don't tell me you used teeth.
clownphobia23 12
...What the heck?
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Comments (241)
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
don't use your teeth
BIGmoney107 0
Poor first-timer.
mpsteve137 15
Douche
BIGmoney107 0
Don't get mad since you haven't even had your first time yet.
mtull08 0
Nah, definitely a douche
MeaganlovesFIR 3
You really ARE a douche.
austinr1028 0
Hey bro, youre pretty cool. Youre like 15 years old, can you even able to drive a car yet?
rhysfucker 24
Maybe he's recalling no-so-fond memories from his time as an altar boy...
Torva_fml 16
Ah.... The good old days.......
amanda_d95 9
14- but don't you think he'd say no or something?
bettyc4 26
LMFAO
sugarandspice33 0
Maybe that's why he started crying in the middle of it...
ea247 20
Or maybe you were to rough on him
djth3t4ank 4
too*
bitchslapped22 14
Are you that bad?
mosquito19 14
he just realized he prefers a dude
DQEight 8
Was this before or after you had the transparent bather accident?
momo1972 3
Hot, what do I need to do to get you to "rape" me?
flockz 20
go to jail and sing justin bieber while grabbing your ankles in the shower.
cmars3 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't joke about rape, you never know who it has happened to. There's nothing funny about it and it does a lot of emotional damage
ktpl44 3
>:(
fatalhit2 0
Calm down. Have a sense of humor
PinkiePie_fml 14
reminds me of one of my good friends back at ponyville :3
PinkiePiee 0
You mean big mac?