The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

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Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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Gabilliam 19

"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

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LennyComa 39

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

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Clmrt 4

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sayyestothedress 24

You comment is an epic fail

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beserker81 12

So ironic that you spelt that wrong

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sayyestothedress 24

#36 oh shit! My bad! *down votes self*

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LennyComa 39

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

I think OP's boyfriend would have been more successful in telling her "no, not now. I'm tired" rather than pushing her off the bed. If his mission wasn't to make her stop taking initiatives of course. Then he's probably very successful.

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slyde32 12

so she should never initiate it? great logic, she should let him have it when he wants, but not when she wants it

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Gabilliam 19

"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

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devildog562 33

Cause it sounds like a animal planted reference? "As the female mounted her mate, he resisted by pulling a The old snoring routine. Crikey mate , look at the beast roll her off the bed in resistance!"

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xSphinx 18

because she means "straddled" and if she "mounts" him he's in for a surprise in some awkward ways lol

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Marie54321 19

You should have tried to bring him down with you

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Sandsh8rk 36

FINISH HER! *falls off bed* FATALITY

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yuzuhere 21

Your picture alongside your comment is just majestic!

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orbit 22

The word majestic is majestic.

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keiNan_fml 35

may be he just wanted sound sleep... and sorry to hear about the fall hope you didn't get hurt

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Queensland 27

Snoring in mouth... New kissing technique?

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