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"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

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You comment is an epic fail

So ironic that you spelt that wrong

#36 oh shit! My bad! *down votes self*

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

I think OP's boyfriend would have been more successful in telling her "no, not now. I'm tired" rather than pushing her off the bed. If his mission wasn't to make her stop taking initiatives of course. Then he's probably very successful.

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so she should never initiate it? great logic, she should let him have it when he wants, but not when she wants it

"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

Cause it sounds like a animal planted reference? "As the female mounted her mate, he resisted by pulling a The old snoring routine. Crikey mate , look at the beast roll her off the bed in resistance!"

because she means "straddled" and if she "mounts" him he's in for a surprise in some awkward ways lol

You should have tried to bring him down with you

FINISH HER! *falls off bed* FATALITY

Your picture alongside your comment is just majestic!

The word majestic is majestic.

may be he just wanted sound sleep... and sorry to hear about the fall hope you didn't get hurt

Snoring in mouth... New kissing technique?