By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

The Great Pretender

  Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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I think OP's boyfriend would have been more successful in telling her "no, not now. I'm tired" rather than pushing her off the bed.

If his mission wasn't to make her stop taking initiatives of course. Then he's probably very successful.

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  devildog562  |  33

Cause it sounds like a animal planted reference?

"As the female mounted her mate, he resisted by pulling a The old snoring routine. Crikey mate , look at the beast roll her off the bed in resistance!"