You comment is an epic fail

So ironic that you spelt that wrong

#36 oh shit! My bad! *down votes self*

I think OP's boyfriend would have been more successful in telling her "no, not now. I'm tired" rather than pushing her off the bed. If his mission wasn't to make her stop taking initiatives of course. Then he's probably very successful.

so she should never initiate it? great logic, she should let him have it when he wants, but not when she wants it

Cause it sounds like a animal planted reference? "As the female mounted her mate, he resisted by pulling a The old snoring routine. Crikey mate , look at the beast roll her off the bed in resistance!"

because she means "straddled" and if she "mounts" him he's in for a surprise in some awkward ways lol

Your picture alongside your comment is just majestic!

The word majestic is majestic.

Your dick.