By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
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how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?

ISellHerbs 0

It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.


ISellHerbs 0

It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.

wow i was soo out of it i thought i was readng MLIA until the part about the dog dying.. usually, FMLs are supposed to be funny, this was really sad.

The dog may have been wheezing. It sometimes sound like whispering when through a door or wall.

mohomonopoly 0

The only explanation i can think of is that your dog was a super cool spy, who knew to much.

J3553ROCKS 0

OR somebody could've killed it? Someone swooped in with someone else, whispered, killed the dog, and when they heard the music they left.

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EEElvirAAA 0

i find all fml involving dead animals aren't funny

Um.Reply to #98. 1)He never said he was fine with his parents having sex in HIS room,he said he heard whispering and he probably thought it was coming from the other room,whereas at first,he thought it was whispering coming from his room. 2)He never said he thought the whispers came from his dying dog.If you read it carefully,he's pointing out that someone broke into his house,came into his room and accidentally whispered something,and when they heard the music from his radio/speakers/ipod/mp3,they left the room because they thought someone would see them. And somewhere in between,might be when the person broke in or when they left,they killed the dog.The reason might be that they hate dogs or they didn't want it to wake the household. 3)He never said his parents came home EXACTLY the same time he turned the music on.It may have been 1 hour after,or it could be a few minutes,or even exactly at the time. All that matters is that the person who broke in managed to escape....Or did he? Please,next time read the FML more carefully before posting stupid comments :/ And OP,I'm soo sorry ): That sucks.. Althought the OP might be lying because I saw a very similar story about a girl hearing sounds,and she reached for her dog,the dog licked her and she thought it was all okay.The next day she found her dog dead in a pool of blood,and a letter that said ''humans can lick too''. [And sorry for such a long comment,I had to let it out xD]

speaking of reading the post carefully, did you realize that the poster is a [¿young?]woman? or that her nick was "ashley--"? also the OP didn't say anything about a break-in, that was simply a suggestion from a reader, the way i see it, she was in her room and heard the noises, so she turned the music up, later she found her dog in her parents' room, @ashley, i'm sorry for your loss if this is a true story, this is a real fml anecdote, and not comical in the least sense,

...... That story is just a scary story. You know, fictional?

bugmenotmofo 34

Your parents were having sex in your room? That's messed up.

Even if they didn't notice the gender, Ashley is a boy's name too ^^

that story is off "freaky stories". it used to be on ABC.. lol


oh so some1 licked the girls hand ? and she didn't notice? lol poor dogs :(

They said 'whimpering' not 'whispering'.

You IDIOTS! It says whimpering, not whispering

xxbadassbitchxx 0

OMG!!what killed yer dog??

smacckyy 0

OP states that she was in her bedroom, not that her parents where having sex in it

you guys are all retarded, no one broke in, and no one heard whispering. she heard whimpering with a "w". you guys need to learn to read. and no one was having sex in her bedroom, she was in her bedroom while she heard the whimpering

TotallyTubular 0

OP said "while I was in MY room" which means the noises were coming from elsewhere in the house. I'm assuming the nearest room because it couldn't have been that loud. I had no problem understanding this post the first read. Y'all suck at life.

Moo_Horse 0

i know thats been pissing me off too

I noticed that they were all messing that up and was reading the coments to see if anyone had said anything… so good job!!!:D

seriously? " humans can lick too" is a very old 'ghost' story kids used to tell. And it is not official that the dog was murdered, that was just one persons idea in a comment. Also they said they heard WHIMPERING (not whispering) coming from the OTHER room.

What are you talking about? 1. He thought they were in the room over 2. He thought moaning and whimpering were his parents doing it not his dog dieing 3. Not necessarily he could have just said it or maybe they car pool

116- you read it completely wrong also. Fist of all the word was WHIMPERING not whispering, so what happened was op heard whimpering and thought it was his parents doing dirty things so he turn up his music, then when his parents came home he realized it couldn't have been them so he went to find out what the noise was, and it had been coming from his dying (now dead) dog

I'm replying to everyone saying it was whispering, if you read the fml properly you will realise it's whimpering and people whimper while they have sex

Who would murder a dog? Why did somebody even bring that up? The dog could of had a seizure. Causing it to wimper, then pass.

1. it did not say it was his room. 2. whimpering. 3. His parents could have gone somewhere together, like in the same car.

how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?

I'm pretty sure the dude meant whimpering, which would also suggest that his parents are into S&M shit. ________________________________

ZombieVampirez 24

Right? Why wouldn't you go check if you aren't completely sure what the sound is?

2 - to prevent the use of brain bleach.

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okay wait. did you hear whimpering or whispering? the front page says whimpering and this page says whispering...

Some "nasty" noises could be classified as whimpering. Also 87 has a point. I too at first thought you said they were enjoying themselves in your bedroom, which is rather disconcerting.

jemm94 0

um no, from their bedroom they heard the noise

No it says whimpering on both pages idiot

perdix 29

Horrible! Who ****** your dog to death?

LOL.... dad decided to try something different ;-) ...... except the post does say parents were out, so it poses a very interesting question indeed

I thought burglars snuck in and killed the dog, I've been reading urban legends all night

mycleverusername 0