By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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FMLshark 12

Love hurts.

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officeradvil 8
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Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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officeradvil 8
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Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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wallandpiece 16
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So that's why they do it slowly in the movies.

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Inheritance 10

Couple bucks towards the making of a new tooth! Go tooth fairy ;)

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Maddidaddi 0

I would have punched her.

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ucoolgirl31 20
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14 - why would you punch her?? It was an accident. I mean she was probably already like "oh crap...."

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MrSassypants 32
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#40 is a real ladies' man. Every man should take notes from him and every woman can only dream about being with him.

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iStrukk 7
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At least he didn't get his tooth choices by a giant dildo-launcher. Stupid Jonny Knoxville

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free2speak 14

I chipped my boyfriend's front tooth once... he still has that little chip. :/ oops. good thing it is hardly noticeable.

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hecallsmedarlin 7
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#40; What the hell?! She didn't do it on purpous! Why the fuck would you hit a girl AT ALL is my first question?? You sound like a dick.

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Nevereverland 8
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Yep shes doing it wrong..practice makes perfect though!

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FMLshark 12

Really? Wow, until today, I thought breaking teeth when you kiss is perfectly normal, if not expected. This is news to me!

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Nevereverland 8
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You make sense! it might be normal. Wow im starting to doubt myself ,i dont think i was doing it right..

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FMLshark 12

Well I wouldn't recommend it. As a shark, I can just keep re-growing teeth. ;) Poor humans.

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wannaplay 1
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She's an eager beaver!

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Don't you hate when that happens.

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FMLshark 12

Love hurts.

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BandWagonGuy 8

Fortunately, there is a lot of fish in the sea. Unfortunately for them, you're a shark.

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BandWagonGuy 8

Jeez, I read that back and it sounds horrible; well for the record I'm only kidding!

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SandiRainbowFish 20
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You should've said "Love bites!" Because you're a shark? ....yeah that's terrible. Well, I tried.

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SandiRainbowFish 20
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I know it doesn't have any reference to the fml, I was just trying to be funny and failed :P

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FMLshark 12

It's okay, 28, I tried dating a tuna once and he was just too delicious to resist one day.

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Keevarou 17
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Some experience heart aches, while others experience tooth aches, lucky bastard. But hey, at least she is enjoying time and such with you of she's that enthusiastic to kiss you.

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ebonyirony 29
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I just wanna say, so I hope you see it before I'm moderated for being off topic, I love you and your comments. Mainly comments since I don't actually know you but you seem absolutely lovely.

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Teabubbles 8

Keevarou- I love your posts, you always look on the bright side of things! :)

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fmessiah 17
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You should seek help if your tooth breaks that easily. I've been kicked in the jaw/mouth and body with steel capped boots (I was jumped by multiple people) and my bones and teeth were fine, bruised and battered but a tooth that breaks easily may lead the way to the discovery of a much bigger problem.

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thiscrazything 1

You are probably right, but damn, fmessiah, you hang around some tough kind of people, don't you?

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MrSassypants 32
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They only jumped him because they were jealous of his awesome goatee.

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hecallsmedarlin 7
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#5... You wax your eyebrows? Because they are arched perfectly and look better than some woman's.... I'm jus wondering....lol

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Keattles 14

Haha must be a rough kisser ;)

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ss_20_xx 14

Lol you have no idea. Same thing happened to me but only a tiny part of my front tooth came out. It was embarrassing when the dentist wouldn't stop asking how that happened.

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Keattles 14

I can't even imagine thy happening to me. Haha

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Keattles 14

Man I type so bad. That***

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SkoomaKi 27
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That's her new way of showing affection. Instead of fist bumping, she prefers tooth bumping.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Be glad it was your tooth and not something else

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GothicAngel17 24
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How the hell does that even happen?

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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And that's how Op got his part in Dumb and Dumberer (to the grammar Nazis, that is how the sequel is spelled. Don't kill me)

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music_woman1 11
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At least she was excited about kissing you :) so did she make the first move? Is that why she "went in for a kiss too fast"? Because that's a good sign too

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