By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey
Same thing different taste
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Gross idea
By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada
Ban that "rule"!
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Manchild
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Gross dude
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Stuck in the middle with you
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You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
She probably just got fed up with his bad breath, or dentist bill, or both.
47- I dunno about you, but bad breath (or lack of) is pretty high up on my list. Unless you've found a better cure for it?
That's tragic, how feral!
I'm also curios what led up to the video? The bad breath or yellow rotting teeth that is slowly turning black?
I thought brushing teeth was so self explanatory. I guess not.
Well there is a first time for everything I guess
I'm guessing he isn't an up and down guy...pun intended
Fail.
that was a pun?
I don't get it at all..
15 - a very poor one, that didn't go anywhere.
You're going to have to brush-up on your pun skills. These people ache for a toothfully good pun, one they can really sink their teeth into. I'm not gonna mince my words; it's your floss if you gum here and do a poor show.
4 is talking about brushing your teeth up and down
You're supposed to brush lightly in circles.
Anytime you need to specify with "pun intended", you can rest assured it's a failure. Also, if it is, in fact, a decent pun, and you feel the need to clarify anyways, you should get thumbed down for lack of confidence in your own abilities. In short, there is never any need to say "pun intended". Ever again.
For some reason I imagine like a 1950's middle school educational video about what happens when little Jimmy doesn't brush his teeth. Buy seriously, that's nasty.
Buy seriously? Really? Oh yeah, I'd like to buy some seriousness. Okay that's $69 dollars *laughs* I really need this seriousness to stop being so immature.
26, See now it's times like this when we let minor spelling errors go. You shall not take some of the outrageous critics so seriously on here..
Okay, I'm sorry. I tried. And failed miserably. Sorry for failing at FML, I didn't know it was possible. :(
36 - Think about next time you throw a bitch fit over a simple error.
Remember, Grammar Nazis to-be: Typos are excusable. Bad grammar is what you must criticize to no end.
You sure know how to pick 'em, OP.
Never heard that one before.
I think I've seen that one. Morgan Freeman narrates it.
If he says no to Morgan Freeman think about a separation. He can't be human.
OP's taking her sex life to the next level ORAL hygiene.
Huh?
12, Brushing your teeth maintains hygiene while kissing and other oral stuff during sex.
More sexual comments? Omg lol. Your like pleonasm with his puns except your comments are about sex. Almost every comment, that's funny:P
Am I the only one wondering how bad his breathe was if he was brushing his teeth wrong all this time (or if he ever brushed his teeth)? Just saying.
I used to always HATE those things. I used to get them really bad too whenever I'd have a cold or something and they'd smell sooooo bad.
Wow, when you kissed him, didn't you notice that he doesn't brush his teeth? Like before you got married?
she probably realised but couldn't bring herself to say it! it probably got to the point that his breathe smelt like horse shit and she had to say.
Yeah I guess so. Poor op. :(
And you have kissed him.?
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You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
what the ****?