By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey
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You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
Anytime you need to specify with "pun intended", you can rest assured it's a failure. Also, if it is, in fact, a decent pun, and you feel the need to clarify anyways, you should get thumbed down for lack of confidence in your own abilities. In short, there is never any need to say "pun intended". Ever again.
For some reason I imagine like a 1950's middle school educational video about what happens when little Jimmy doesn't brush his teeth. Buy seriously, that's nasty.
Am I the only one wondering how bad his breathe was if he was brushing his teeth wrong all this time (or if he ever brushed his teeth)? Just saying.
It is possible to bush your teeth well and still have bad breath if you're one of those unfortunate people who get tonsil stones. I used to get those on one side my my mouth and they are kind of irritating. You have to watch out for them if you want them to go away.
Wow, when you kissed him, didn't you notice that he doesn't brush his teeth? Like before you got married?