Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
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Tsunami87
| 17
When is it ever wise to throw a bottle at a living thing?
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parsonova
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Have you seen that clip of Justin Bieber geting hit by bottle? I'd say that was a wise move. Although, I'm not sure he qualifies as a living thing, he's more like a virus.
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Tsunami87
| 17
When is it ever wise to throw a bottle at a living thing?
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parsonova
| 1
Have you seen that clip of Justin Bieber geting hit by bottle? I'd say that was a wise move. Although, I'm not sure he qualifies as a living thing, he's more like a virus.
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wallandpiece
| 16
Why didn't you just pick it up and release it outside? There was no need to try and kill it.
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rattusrattus
| 18
@12 Please don't insult the noble virus.
Justin Bieber is a rare example of Canadian rudeness.
Justin Bieber is a rare example of Canadian rudeness.
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blackheart24
| 10
18- Justin Beiber is a bad example of what happens when the condom breaks.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
...or when abortions fail
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drinkPINK
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27 - your profile picture is false. You were never physically a sperm; you were an egg at your youngest.
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DustyStorm
| 16
Usually if it's a spider it's a great thing!!!
And will have to agree with 12! LMAO
And will have to agree with 12! LMAO
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KaanTech
| 0
Use lighter + any flammable chemical sprayer
That would be wiser.
2-3rd degree of burned hands + possible permanent blind because of explosion.
These are the possible dangerous bonus conclusions but sure you would kill that bitch if you aim well enough. Use it with your own risk.
That would be wiser.
2-3rd degree of burned hands + possible permanent blind because of explosion.
These are the possible dangerous bonus conclusions but sure you would kill that bitch if you aim well enough. Use it with your own risk.
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XtraEzeee
| 8
37- you forgot burned down kitchen, but it'll be worth it to take out that spider. >:|
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KaanTech
| 0
No sacrifice no victory
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awsome13
| 10
Bottle throwing is a sport in Russia.
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YeahCourse
| 4
When it's a spider! ;)
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TrentF13
| 12
Molitovs, my friend..... Molitovs..
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jerseyboy732
| 16
or you could have hit it and it could have released a thousand of its offspring in your house
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_ebbonyy
| 11
If OP thought it was 'wise' to try and hit itwith a bottle, then he/she probably deserves a million spider babies in the house :-p
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xblair
| 11
Well I just hope the bottle is okay.
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Pandacupcakelove
| 26
Ewww! They do that? D:
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rocklare18
| 7
It's like the magic bullet theory
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HotPotat0
| 8
Why would you throw a bottle to a spider? Like come on, how big is the chance of the bottle hitting the spider? Seriously, people these days..#facepalm
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therealslim
| 15
#stophashtaggingonFML
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jacobboothe
| 2
That counts for you too
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misterjez
| 15
Anger management might be for you.
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itssosparkly
| 21
"I thought it would be wise."
You know it's a YDI when...
You know it's a YDI when...
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poopycat
| 5
Wow...
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always_cool758
| 1
y wud anyone throw a bottle at a spider... ? Next time Pls use a swatter or even ur slipper ...
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_ebbonyy
| 11
y wud u rite lyk dis?
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yahoowizard
| 16
And now, it's training, getting stronger, ready for anything else you might throw at it. I guess whatever doesn't kill you does make you stronger, haha.
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janerose21
| 3
lool
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Scotttles23
| 2
I would probably have done the same thing...
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FortuneCookie3
| 1
and now im crawling away laughing.
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rattusrattus
| 18
I really hope you used a plastic bottle, but it's funnier to imagine you using a wine bottle or something.
Next time: get a glass. Put glass over spider. Slide an old card under glass (and spider). Carry glass and card to window and release spider outdoors. Much cleaner than swatting the spider.
Next time: get a glass. Put glass over spider. Slide an old card under glass (and spider). Carry glass and card to window and release spider outdoors. Much cleaner than swatting the spider.
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Dylman
| 6
Clearly must have been a plastic bottle, I highly doubt a wine or beer bottle could width stand a blow to the wall and bounce back
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iceblue_fml
| 0
Withstand? Lol it did a fat stand?
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Rhysviri
| 10
Impossible to do if the spider is over your head on a wall... I mean, unless you have sticky feet 'r something.