Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
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angrygood
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Wow... Never happened to me.
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oboewhore_xD
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What did you name it? :D
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angrygood
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Wow... Never happened to me.
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KingDingALing
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Maybe you kept saying you had a bigger dick then him
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mona_is_here
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Pegging FTW? :D
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Tasanasanta
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Ha! My friend had a dream she was a man not long ago. Is this a normal thing women dream about?
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Freeze_fml
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It's a normal thing you dream about.
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ThereIsNoFork
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Burned by Freeze. Oximorons for the win.
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kittykataclysm
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I've always had those dreams and wondered if it's normal!
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Tasanasanta
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23- I'm living the dream :)
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LiveThenDie
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23- I'm a girl, and I've never once had a dream like that.
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Brittney_E
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I agree with 42.
O.o
O.o
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suppressed08
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I've had a dream the other way round..
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parii
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I have dreams like that every now and then
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yurlve1992
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WTF ! that's awkward & no it's not normal for a girl
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Kartor
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Maybe you were stroking yourself and it freaked him out
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Freeze_fml
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#42, I wasn't talking to you.
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Mumbellosity711
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suppressed08, you look EXACTLY like me..
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otheriBlair
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never have I dreamed about that
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UndiscoveredChao
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otheriBlair: your hair is ADORABLE
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LemonpartyIsSexy
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I guess that was a (puts on sunglasses)
long night
long night
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scotty1234
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king dingaling I like the fail pic
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lostinlove4u
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noo lol
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KingDingALing
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77- Thanks :D
I dont consider it a fail because he's just trying to get some head. ;D I don't blame him for wanting to try something new.
I dont consider it a fail because he's just trying to get some head. ;D I don't blame him for wanting to try something new.
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Bubbelz
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Comment fail.
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Ah I thought you said it's a doggy style fail? >:D
Comment fail.
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Ah I thought you said it's a doggy style fail? >:D
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Bekll
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#19, I dream I have a penis or am a male sometimes, but then I'm an androgyne so it kind of makes sense that I would.
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KingDingALing
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87- You stalker! :p
Sike naw, lol.
My opinion about it changed!
Sike naw, lol.
My opinion about it changed!
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counterfit
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Futanari FTW.
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MissButterCupp
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usually not !! lol
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breegee
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omg O.O
honestly, i also had a dream like that last night.
it was fun ;)
honestly, i also had a dream like that last night.
it was fun ;)
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DeesFMLs
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yea it normal I've had those lol
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iownyou676
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ur a creep
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immja
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ladiaday! thts my name! cept I spell it and pronounce it differently
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Person000
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guys always look there nothing to do with ur dream
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avenged7xforever
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68-you're freakin hot
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louiseth
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The clown has NO penis.
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ch3s
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#49 you had a dream where a penis had a you?
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TheComputerGuy96
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Hahahahahaha fail... Be careful next time.
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twilightluvr101
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Im sorry but how are you supposed to be careful in a situation like this lol?
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sniper4613
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You must be smart!
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lovesteph3523
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lmfao fail
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xxxD3M0Nxxx
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damn girl you lookin good
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Frenchtony
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too much make up though...
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ElementalDragon
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yea...
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cuddly_scorpion
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Also, saying "I'm awesome" in your description kind of makes you sound like a stuck up bitch.
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oboewhore_xD
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What did you name it? :D
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mbe0027
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"I shall call you Eduardo!"
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oboewhore_xD
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D:
That's one of my middle names, dude. Not cool.
That's one of my middle names, dude. Not cool.
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moo753
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hahaha dude that's my name!
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oboewhore_xD
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o_o
Dear Lord. D:
Dear Lord. D:
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moo753
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what? why dear lord?
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oboewhore_xD
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There's like 3 people with the name Eduardo (or in my case, middle name) here. How odd. Lol.
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ladidaday
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Shud have named him Jesus(;
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Freeze_fml
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Sounds like he liked it.
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starile
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I wonder what she said in her sleep for her boyfriend to know what she was dreaming about? "SUCK MAH DILZNICK, BIATCH!!"
Boyfriend's like, "...?"
Boyfriend's like, "...?"
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mbe0027
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Hilarious!
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toddin
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Lol, show him to prove you don't have one... unless he's into that kind of thing.
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Artsygirl90
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Maybe he keeps staring at your crotch hoping your dream comes true.
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justj2010
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9- that would be the FML of the story. At least he didn't start bobbing for apples, right OP??
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hellokittyrainbo
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.......that's hot.....
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chillpill
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ur hot
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Graawr
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Woah I wonder what's the story of your dream. owO
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misfitSuperStar
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Bet he had a look of horror on his face!! ahahahaha!!!
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Graawr
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hai! :D