By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3

did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.

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hiyourcute 0
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There's no shame in puppy love

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needleinmypants_fml 3

did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.

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Bakayarou_fml 0

If you're serious, you're a freak. If you're not, your joke is not funny.

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tasiamalaysia 0
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can't detect sarcasm? ...

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futtbuck101 1

Bestiality?

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kingtz 6

Jar of peanut butter?

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nerdchic 5
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he's a freak for respecting someones choices?

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sarahbella101 7
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this shouldn't even be an FML. it's perfectly normal to do that.

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rawritscindy 0
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your life TOTALLY sucks... not.

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miume16 0
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lol thats funny :D ps first! sorry i had to say it

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Doortje 29
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ps fail! sorry i had to say it

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sassypants93 17

At least you get some action. Be thankful!

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whiteboy7thst 2
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I consider watching die hard mor action than that.

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hiyourcute 0
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There's no shame in puppy love

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hellokat1 0
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There really isn't. At least you know your dog will never betray you OP.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Cats will^^

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BrittanyPernell6 0

hahaha wow guess the guy that was there musta just played a horrible joke on u at least that's what'd I would go with

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instnt1nfction 17
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there was no human life form that she does sexual intercourse with at this current time

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krysxkatastrophe 14
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At least he has a good owner!

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lovemeorloseme7 4
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most people call their dog "baby" IN the baby voice. i do that to my chocolate lab all the time. hes my number one man and i would never trade it for the world. i always roll over and kiss him on the head every morning and every night. best cuddle buddy ever. i choose him over my boyfriend even. haha

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instnt1nfction 17
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if you love your dog why did you call him "it"

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nothingtodisplay 7
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that what it's like with my baby she's me life I would do anything for her!!

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Well only you can change that. If you don't like it go out and find someone.

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