Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
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needleinmypants_fml
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did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.
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hiyourcute
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There's no shame in puppy love
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steveakafranxy
| 7
lol
PS: 1st one, yay
PS: 1st one, yay
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hatesfate
| 6
ps no one cares
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needleinmypants_fml
| 3
did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.
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Bakayarou_fml
| 0
If you're serious, you're a freak.
If you're not, your joke is not funny.
If you're not, your joke is not funny.
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tasiamalaysia
| 0
can't detect sarcasm? ...
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futtbuck101
| 1
Bestiality?
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kingtz
| 6
Jar of peanut butter?
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nerdchic
| 5
he's a freak for respecting someones choices?
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sarahbella101
| 7
this shouldn't even be an FML. it's perfectly normal to do that.
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rawritscindy
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your life TOTALLY sucks... not.
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miume16
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lol thats funny :D
ps first! sorry i had to say it
ps first! sorry i had to say it
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Doortje
| 29
ps fail! sorry i had to say it
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sassypants93
| 17
At least you get some action. Be thankful!
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
I consider watching die hard mor action than that.
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hiyourcute
| 0
There's no shame in puppy love
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hellokat1
| 0
There really isn't. At least you know your dog will never betray you OP.
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IMveryHUNGRY
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Cats will^^
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hellokat1
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Haha, true ^
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BrittanyPernell6
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hahaha wow guess the guy that was there musta just played a horrible joke on u at least that's what'd I would go with
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instnt1nfction
| 17
there was no human life form that she does sexual intercourse with at this current time
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instnt1nfction
| 17
shit, wrong comment
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
At least he has a good owner!
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lovemeorloseme7
| 4
most people call their dog "baby" IN the baby voice. i do that to my chocolate lab all the time. hes my number one man and i would never trade it for the world. i always roll over and kiss him on the head every morning and every night. best cuddle buddy ever. i choose him over my boyfriend even. haha
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instnt1nfction
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if you love your dog why did you call him "it"
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nothingtodisplay
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that what it's like with my baby she's me life I would do anything for her!!
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sweet_candy_
| 17
Well only you can change that. If you don't like it go out and find someone.