By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States 11 3 38 14 Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 358 You deserved it 3 032 Tweet Share
By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States 6 1 3 77 Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 090 You deserved it 14 843 Tweet Share