By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 305
You deserved it 22 214

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Bananas mean serious business, OP.

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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Bananas mean serious business, OP.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

Nobody fucks with bananas. They know if you do, it will unleash the army of crack-injected monkeys.

DADA LIFE?!?!

sounds like some happy violence, shoulda kicked out the epic moth*r fuc*er!!!!!!!

It's my dream to go to a concert in a greenman suit from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"

#52 And after the epic motherf**ker has been kicked he yelled "Fight Club is closed, its time for rock n roll!"

"I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE!"

Well this thread doesnt seem to like dada life very much...

Always have a banana!

Applejack, fuck yeah!

You kiddding? This thread loves Dada Life!

I hope you didn't hurt him, no one likes a bruised banana D:

What the darn diddly dog is everyone posting in these comments!?

You know, I'd have thought more people would recognise a system of a down reference..

You can't win a fight against a banana.

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

Nope, it was Banana phone which is why Op hit him. Fucking annoying as hell! ;)

33 - that song makes me want to punch things!!! When I worked at toys r us I had to listen to it CONSTANTLY...

^ I feel sorry for you more than the OP! You show a lot of willpower for not punching overbearing parents thinking that their kids are angels.

B is for bananas! B A-N-A-N-A-S!

So many songs about bananas... What is wrong with the world?

Bananas are awesome duh

2- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL CAP.

Was it onision?

Wonder if he split op open.

OP, OP, bo boh-pee, Banana-fana fo foh-pee, Me my mo OP, OP!

78 - I believe it's BAT

144- Damn it, I'm an idiot. I actually feel kind of ashamed to mess up on the lyrics. :/

This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELY TIME!

Watch out for the rest of the fruit of the loom crew. Watch your back the grape suit is coming next for revenge.

Don't piss him off, he might grape you in the mouth.

not if you got the free grape wistle

Don't forget the apple!

well it was a concert so im not surprised. I once got the shut kicked out if me at a christian rock concert. damn nuns *angrily shakes fist twice*

3 - when you said that, it reminded me of the title of the book "The Grapes of Wrath"

So I saw this facebook post: people with cars as thier profile picture- so your a transformer now?!?!?

Don't fuck with people in banana suits

I still remember that day... I was trapped in a room with people in banana suits. Hold still they said, we won't hurt you they said. They molested me and put a banana tattoo on my chest. DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM.

54- why so serious?

Not related to the fml but what happened to your profile stories skooma? they were very well written

Bananas, B-a-n-a-n-a-s!

I haaate when that happens! Next time don't choose such a fruity concert lol

You should have made like a banana and peeled outa there!

I hope that banana split

You should of peeled him and expose him lol

Should have*, dumbass.

I wouldn't wanna mess with a banana, they have lots of fruit friends. Just wait till he brings in his good friend strawberry!

Or worse yet the star fruit then it will go ninja on your ass.

Just fruit ninja his ass

A banana?! Ohh, you're screwed, OP! He'll turn you into a banana split!

Banana Splits end with a cut up banana? Does that mean that OP wins?

Not fair now I want a banana split. Thanks -_-

If only we knew what concert you were at.