Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
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tayza249
| 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
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Cad6
| 24
Nobody fucks with bananas. They know if you do, it will unleash the army of crack-injected monkeys.
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crackz12
| 10
DADA LIFE?!?!
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derecteevee
| 1
sounds like some happy violence, shoulda kicked out the epic moth*r fuc*er!!!!!!!
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Meettitan
| 14
It's my dream to go to a concert in a greenman suit from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
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Demonfish
| 14
"Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"
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43trauts
| 14
#52 And after the epic motherf**ker has been kicked he yelled "Fight Club is closed, its time for rock n roll!"
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zach8771
| 3
Crosby ftw
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
"I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE!"
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crackz12
| 10
Well this thread doesnt seem to like dada life very much...
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alisidewinder
| 9
Always have a banana!
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moneybagz131
| 6
Applejack, fuck yeah!
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43trauts
| 14
You kiddding? This thread loves Dada Life!
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TheBonzaiGirl
| 0
I hope you didn't hurt him, no one likes a bruised banana D:
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StanSmith_fml
| 9
What the darn diddly dog is everyone posting in these comments!?
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Demonfish
| 14
You know, I'd have thought more people would recognise a system of a down reference..
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lerouxmaster
| 7
You can't win a fight against a banana.
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tayza249
| 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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challan
| 19
Nope, it was Banana phone which is why Op hit him. Fucking annoying as hell! ;)
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AngiLaLa1
| 0
33 - that song makes me want to punch things!!! When I worked at toys r us I had to listen to it CONSTANTLY...
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Mitcha857
| 0
^ I feel sorry for you more than the OP! You show a lot of willpower for not punching overbearing parents thinking that their kids are angels.
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The_Hitdude
| 12
B is for bananas! B A-N-A-N-A-S!
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nofearjenshere
| 12
So many songs about bananas... What is wrong with the world?
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Michael_92
| 20
Bananas are awesome duh
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nado13579
| 12
2- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL CAP.
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illabye
| 0
Was it onision?
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DEzey
| 0
Wonder if he split op open.
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doctorhook86
| 24
OP, OP, bo boh-pee,
Banana-fana fo foh-pee,
Me my mo OP,
OP!
Banana-fana fo foh-pee,
Me my mo OP,
OP!
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maxmex13
| 7
78 - I believe it's BAT
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nado13579
| 12
144- Damn it, I'm an idiot. I actually feel kind of ashamed to mess up on the lyrics. :/
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malters
| 9
This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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CrzyMnky
| 0
ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELY TIME!
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copo37
| 7
Watch out for the rest of the fruit of the loom crew. Watch your back the grape suit is coming next for revenge.
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happle
| 21
Don't piss him off, he might grape you in the mouth.
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zombicidal
| 11
not if you got the free grape wistle
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mellophone21
| 0
Don't forget the apple!
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
| 0
well it was a concert so im not surprised. I once got the shut kicked out if me at a christian rock concert. damn nuns *angrily shakes fist twice*
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maxmex13
| 7
3 - when you said that, it reminded me of the title of the book "The Grapes of Wrath"
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linarahmany
| 6
So I saw this facebook post: people with cars as thier profile picture- so your a transformer now?!?!?
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ConnorBrown36
| 5
Don't fuck with people in banana suits
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I still remember that day... I was trapped in a room with people in banana suits. Hold still they said, we won't hurt you they said. They molested me and put a banana tattoo on my chest. DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM.
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ghostlilac
| 25
... wtf
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Demonfish
| 14
54- why so serious?
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Azail
| 15
Not related to the fml but what happened to your profile stories skooma? they were very well written
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SignUpisntcool
| 3
Bananas, B-a-n-a-n-a-s!
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luckyd880
| 12
I haaate when that happens! Next time don't choose such a fruity concert lol
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highonlife10
| 0
You should have made like a banana and peeled outa there!
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cheaptrix
| 6
I hope that banana split
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ELL10TT203
| 0
You should of peeled him and expose him lol
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Should have*, dumbass.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
s*hould have
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so_unlucky89765
| 4
I wouldn't wanna mess with a banana, they have lots of fruit friends. Just wait till he brings in his good friend strawberry!
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JessieMongoose
| 11
No.
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Michael_92
| 20
Or worse yet the star fruit then it will go ninja on your ass.
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EvilCupcake8361
| 9
Just fruit ninja his ass
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shutupanddance
| 0
A banana?!
Ohh, you're screwed, OP! He'll turn you into a banana split!
Ohh, you're screwed, OP! He'll turn you into a banana split!
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diego2k5
| 6
Banana Splits end with a cut up banana? Does that mean that OP wins?
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Michael_92
| 20
Not fair now I want a banana split. Thanks -_-
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maemaeloveeeee
| 0
Retard...
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SammySteel
| 6
If only we knew what concert you were at.