Stained

Divorce her and take half the dog.

i almost spit out my drink

drool does turn yellow tho, thus why old pillows have nasty yellow stains, cum also leaves yellow stains on white materials.

I feel like you would have noticed a smell if it was close enough to your face that you thought it was drool. Not only that, but if the dog was on the bed, wouldn't you have felt him walking over you or near you to get that close to your head?