YDI for jogging outside and not going to the gym.

Yeah you should call the police OP and report him. That's considered attempted murder.

Why do people like 41 even exist?

Because not everyone can be smart.

Or his Dad chase OP to make him run a litle faster ;]

If so, his dad should blare 'eye of the tiger' while he follows OP.

Yes he does LOL!

I hope that's not his little way of letting you know he'll have all your stuff packed next to a stoner spoon when you get home...

OP's not a dog..

I never been bumped by a car on 2 feet

It's a goddamn joke

...just usually not by a car.

Sorry to say, but that really wasn't a good joke. Op maybe he thought it would be funny unless it's payback, for something you're not saying in your post?.

I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

Obviously, OPs dad didn't recognize him. He just randomly drives onto sidewalks, bumps into people and drives off.