FML : Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car....

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FamilyLoving / Monday 19 August 2013 16:00 / United States - Patchogue

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By josh7279 | 7

#5634823 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:04

Tag you're it!

By Welshite | 39

#5634860 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:19

I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

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By TheDoctor10 | 28

#5634821 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:04

Maybe he thought you were being lazy? If so, that's extremely inconvenient timing.

Jake_Hale | 7

#5634918 - Monday 19 August 2013 23:15

YDI for jogging outside and not going to the gym.

Jake_Hale | 7

#5634959 - Monday 19 August 2013 23:56

Yeah you should call the police OP and report him. That's considered attempted murder.

Ctrl_H | 17

#5634972 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:07

Why do people like 41 even exist?

jesustitts | 20

#5635047 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:42

Because not everyone can be smart.

By lilhellian | 26

#5634822 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:04

He was just trying to motivate you by having you chase him! :)

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5634825 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:05

Or his Dad chase OP to make him run a litle faster ;]

hcollins1 | 18

#5635072 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:03

If so, his dad should blare 'eye of the tiger' while he follows OP.

By josh7279 | 7

#5634823 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:04

Tag you're it!

By ThePaul007 | 14

#5634824 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:05

Haha you have a really funny dad

Jake_Hale | 7

#5634953 - Monday 19 August 2013 23:49

Yes he does LOL!

thatnucca | 36

#5634969 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:05

I hope that's not his little way of letting you know he'll have all your stuff packed next to a stoner spoon when you get home...

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5634826 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:06

Go chase him...?

NinjaBunny026 | 16

#5635333 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 6:13

OP's not a dog..

By GenaALazer | 22

#5634827 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:06

Don't be so sensitive, everybody gets bumped into.

whyisitme12 | 19

#5634861 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:19

I never been bumped by a car on 2 feet

GenaALazer | 22

#5634863 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:21

It's a goddamn joke

soullyfe | 32

#5634864 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:21

...just usually not by a car.

mariepastyglue | 29

#5634885 - Monday 19 August 2013 22:36

Sorry to say, but that really wasn't a good joke. Op maybe he thought it would be funny unless it's payback, for something you're not saying in your post?.