By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 032
You deserved it 3 806

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I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

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Maybe he thought you were being lazy? If so, that's extremely inconvenient timing.

YDI for jogging outside and not going to the gym.

Yeah you should call the police OP and report him. That's considered attempted murder.

Why do people like 41 even exist?

Because not everyone can be smart.

He was just trying to motivate you by having you chase him! :)

Or his Dad chase OP to make him run a litle faster ;]

If so, his dad should blare 'eye of the tiger' while he follows OP.

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Haha you have a really funny dad

Yes he does LOL!

I hope that's not his little way of letting you know he'll have all your stuff packed next to a stoner spoon when you get home...

Go chase him...?

OP's not a dog..

Don't be so sensitive, everybody gets bumped into.

I never been bumped by a car on 2 feet

It's a goddamn joke

...just usually not by a car.

Sorry to say, but that really wasn't a good joke. Op maybe he thought it would be funny unless it's payback, for something you're not saying in your post?.

Did he notice that it was you?

I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

Obviously, OPs dad didn't recognize him. He just randomly drives onto sidewalks, bumps into people and drives off.

He was just trying to motivate you!

Nice dad. I bet he thought you were lazy and wanted to get you back on your feet.