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YDI for jogging outside and not going to the gym.

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Why do people like 41 even exist?

Because not everyone can be smart.

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Or his Dad chase OP to make him run a litle faster ;]

If so, his dad should blare 'eye of the tiger' while he follows OP.

Tag you're it!

Haha you have a really funny dad

Yes he does LOL!

I hope that's not his little way of letting you know he'll have all your stuff packed next to a stoner spoon when you get home...

Go chase him...?

OP's not a dog..

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I never been bumped by a car on 2 feet

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...just usually not by a car.

Sorry to say, but that really wasn't a good joke. Op maybe he thought it would be funny unless it's payback, for something you're not saying in your post?.

Did he notice that it was you?

I don't always recognize my children, but when I do I make sure to hit them with my vehicle.

Obviously, OPs dad didn't recognize him. He just randomly drives onto sidewalks, bumps into people and drives off.

He was just trying to motivate you!

Nice dad. I bet he thought you were lazy and wanted to get you back on your feet.

*boop*