By yupppp - 08/08/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 117
You deserved it 3 925

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Your mom sure is sweet. Upside: those are half her genes.

How much "retouching" does she think you need?

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How much "retouching" does she think you need?

Obviously triple the standard charge...

so I was going to say, "as much retouching as a married man in bed" than I realized that my comment wasn't funny at all, just letting y'all know.

Oh, I thought that was a raccoon attack on your face... Awkward.

She seems supportive

im sorry but... u! g! l! y! you aint got no alibi, u ugly! *complex snapping*

sorry that was mean. would u like a cupcake? AH HEELLLL NO, U GET NO CUPCAKE U UGLY!

i cant stop failing at comments...ill just go home now..

I get it from my mama, biaaatch!

You must be fricken gorgeous...

That's what her pimp says to her.

19 - I thought that was funny. Atta Boy!

My photos usually carry a rent check and slave labor from cambodia as a security deposit.

She owns your ass

I would've took it as her saying you're so beautiful!:3

Who retouches their school picture???

*Stewie Griffin singing to Brian* She ugly, she ugly, U.G.L.Y, she ain't got no alibi, she ugly. M: she Major ugly O: she's fat and pugly Oh my God, no, the cow says moo! Op, I'm sure you don't look that bad, she's just trying to show you some tough love.

124- I touch my school photos. I touch them alot. And alot. So I do a lot of retouching.

Am I the only person who noticed the grammar error? "getting the my..."

she's not being a good parent!! she should be boosting up your self esteem, not shooting you down!

^ I love cookies! Give me a mother*****ing cookie!

Well unless your adopted I believe she created you , so you must have some resemblance ??

Your mom sure is sweet. Upside: those are half her genes.

Hipster douchebag Disney princesses?

Hipster douchebag Disney princesses?

Look at the pic of snow white.

You can't outsmart me squirrel. I graduated from Harvard and I beat Steven hawking in a chess match.

You won by default cause he couldn't reach his chess pieces.

Gotta love FML familys

OP, you should have burst out singing "I got it from my momma! " by will.i.am :D

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That's kinda mean.. You are her daughter

Well since her daughter is half of her moms genes, that means she is also ugly. Can't argue with cold hard facts.

Yeah, she is her daughter, family should be honest to each other. She could have sugar coated it a bit, though.

Think about it like this, her mom is ugly outside and inside. So who's the pretty one in this situation?

Those aren't hard facts. A very small fraction of inherited genes have to do with one's physical appearance. That means it's possible that the daughter didn't inherit her mother's appearance genes at all.

55- Uhh neither. Am I right?

^ Not even close. Bitch.

Clearly 55 remains as the pretty one.

your mother has a way with words!

Ow ow! When did you figure that out...last night?(;

More like a way of being a bitch...

You should tell them to "retouch" her face

Repeating what she said and using it as a comeback is pretty immature lol

Your Face Goddamit!

Wait.. Wait.. I got it! Your mom's face!

no need for the rudeness im jst stating my mind

^ I think it's a good comeback. :D

Your mom is awesome. But I would of said "thanks to you".

there goes the saying " a face only a mother could love" even her mom thinks she's fugly.

I would say it runs in the family.

:o that's so cruel

Hookers probably charge you triple too haha

when's the last time you saw a male hooker?

The other day in target. That's where they shop.

target has the best g-string prices ;D

108- when's the last time you went to a strip club? 1970?

Ouch :( that sucks OP. well just remember: Who's the one who made you?

Can I have yo numba?(;

Lol. Same dude.