FML : Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically...

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 June 2013 04:12 / Canada - Kingston

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By Fluffydemise | 18

#5529759 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

I'm sorry op, that must have been alarming. I care for an ill family member, seeing an ambulance at my house would terrify me.

I hope they at least took a look at your leg. :)

By HoboWithACondom | 5

#5529766 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:41

Good on you for caring about your father. You're a good son /daughter.

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By Fluffydemise | 18

#5529759 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

I'm sorry op, that must have been alarming. I care for an ill family member, seeing an ambulance at my house would terrify me.

I hope they at least took a look at your leg. :)

pokemai | 6

#5529791 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:02

And at least it wasn't for your father !

showgirl10 | 3

#5529798 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:10

If the sirens were blaring, they probably didn't have time to look at her leg.

nikolkaw | 9

#5533625 - Thursday 13 June 2013 22:39

They drove away before they could look at it :(

By HoboWithACondom | 5

#5529766 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:41

Good on you for caring about your father. You're a good son /daughter.

rg350dx | 29

#5529873 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:44

How did you know OP was a hermaphrodite?

khaya | 9

#5529948 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:19

Cause hermaphrodites don't get one of those gender icons.

perdix | 29

#5530217 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:34

#25, plus hermaphrodites are the most caring children because they can be "Mama's Boy" and "Daddy's Little Girl" all at the same time.

pame7a | 1

#5533788 - Friday 14 June 2013 1:59

Yes I agree, massive props on caring for him. He needs you. Glad he's okay.

By DollyDope | 17

#5529768 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:42

Seems like a wah-mbulance is what you really need. This is hardly an FML :P

Fluffydemise | 18

#5529774 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:46

Your comment is in need of serious medical attention, it's dying on the floor.

It was pretty heartless, which would be ok if it was at least balanced with some good humour. It wasn't.

By TayonaC | 10

#5529769 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:43

well even though you may have twisted your ankle, one good thing came out of if; you know your father isn't in trouble.

Nevermind212 | 11

#5530324 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:24

I know it's mean but you deserve it for not being optimistic.. I hope you get better

Lalo16 | 6

#5530997 - Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:39

Just what the hell is so optimistic about seeing the ambulance pull up to your house at the same time a relative happens to be sick? What could it mean other than the ambulance is for him?

By 0h_Boy | 23

#5529770 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:43

Next time, maybe you won't wear baggy pants

theworldismad | 10

#5529865 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:37

yeah like OP should've known that something like that was gonna happen (sarcasm)

Omegamike101 | 7

#5529893 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:56

Maybe he didnt state it clear enough, maybe OP should invest in clothing his size. I do sympathize on the jumping to conclusion thing. Sucks to worry like that

hooligyn123 | 18

#5530170 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:05

Read my reply to #16. no sense in repeating myself.

dreamsneverfall | 8

#5530347 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:40

Where at all did OP say they were wearing baggy pants? I trip on my pant legs a lot simply because I'm too short for any pants to fit my legs. OP could have been wearing normal jeans for all we know.