Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
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sukaaa
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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MissErikaHart
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cuz those type of kids r spoiled. tsk tsk
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kaileigh10
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he/she didn't try to do it on purpose. they tried to kick it over to his feet.
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twitch851
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stfu
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jcortez1594
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Because our parents let us do whatever the fuck we want ^^
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djstiv3
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lol little kids giving thumbs down, dont understand that its disrespectful
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aliadnan708
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maybe u should've made sure he was ur dad be4 throwing it at random ppl
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dogatmycrib779
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she could have just said sorry i kicked it
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joeinthedark
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I hope that's a mis-type. Otherwise you're adding a whole new dimension to this FML. What does being Jewish have to do with throwing a ball at a stranger's head?
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fyllmao
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your a douche mabey your jealous cause ur dads got swaggaa
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MissErikaHart
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or whoever the guy was...
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Air_Force001
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swagger is for niggers
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DocBastard
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You're*
douch.*
maybe*
you're*
because*
your*
dad's*
swagger*
Learn English, please.
douch.*
maybe*
you're*
because*
your*
dad's*
swagger*
Learn English, please.
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VivaLaCobra22
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Ooh, you tell em', DocBastard! Haha. (:
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fyllmao
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it's fml not fucking English class chill
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zyzter
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I thought douche has the e
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Addi123
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Hey bastard, douche has an e and the "your" after because should be you're. Maybe you should learn proper grammar before trying to teach others. You just look like an idiot Now :P
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Addi123
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Ohh wait... that your is correct, I wasn't thinking there for a second. Sorry! :/
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Steelersman
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peoplzzz this iz not enlishhh classss so calm dowwn.
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charlton2142
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Well you spelt "a" right
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marinus_fml
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You don't learn anything in soccer practice anyways...
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Marinus.. Are you trying to start a footy debate?
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marinus_fml
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There's nothing to debate... it's fact.. :)
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TaylorTotsYumm
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I can just as easily say that, you don't learn anything in rugby practice either. :P
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thatonename
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Very much agreed.
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marinus_fml
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What makes you think I play rugby you stalker? Haha, well there are a lot of set moves that must be practiced and perfected as a team. Where as in soccer everyone could quite easily practice on their own or maybe with a sibling. Just practice your kicking and accuracy etc.
I'm just stirring you don't worry! I actually used to play soccer! Great game! But I think my point is still valid :)
I'm just stirring you don't worry! I actually used to play soccer! Great game! But I think my point is still valid :)
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Haha, I know you play rugby, since there have been many debates about American football vs. rugby, and you're always arguing about rugby.
There are these things called set pieces which you must practice to get right in football. Also, practicing on your own, or with a friend, does not compare to practicing with a team. There's a lot more to football than you think.
Mini debate thing over now?
There are these things called set pieces which you must practice to get right in football. Also, practicing on your own, or with a friend, does not compare to practicing with a team. There's a lot more to football than you think.
Mini debate thing over now?
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marinus_fml
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Set pieces include the classical "one two' move? hehe that takes agessss to master :) Anyways, yea I think I won the mini debate so we can end it there.
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todo350
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marinus, i prefer rugby league my self, but obviously in soccer you have to practice team plays and whatnot, and training as a team also makes you more co-ordinated in game.
Go the Sea Eagles! ^^
Go the Sea Eagles! ^^
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TaylorTotsYumm
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I hate the comment bug.): I just posted a long reply to that last comment you made, and it didn't show up. Gah.
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marinus_fml
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Comment bug sucks hey! That's why I always copy what I wrote before I submit the comment ;)
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TaylorTotsYumm
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That's a good idea. I'm going to do that from now on. (:
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RedPillSucks
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*giggle* marinus and TaylorTotsYumm are playing footsie
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Mylifeskool
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I use to think you were funny and had respect for you when you were doing your it could have been worse thing, but soccer is my favorite sport :(
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TaylorTotsYumm
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76, it's mine, also.
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marinus_fml
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It's my second favorite!
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deedeedeniel
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Oohhh aha I just got that lol. Soccer players have to learn how to do good throw ins:p
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SpaceMannn
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you're mean.
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Carpy
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nice going being a douchebag
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Cinn_fml
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Are you sure he didn't have a valid reason for being late?
Also, why would you throw the ball at someone anyway (irrespective of where)? It's rude regardless of whether or not it's your dad. There are better and more constructive ways of letting someone know you're cross with them that don't involve throwing things or violence.
Also, why would you throw the ball at someone anyway (irrespective of where)? It's rude regardless of whether or not it's your dad. There are better and more constructive ways of letting someone know you're cross with them that don't involve throwing things or violence.
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DerFuhrer33
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you need to get laid
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BiggerThenUrs
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agreed, she does need to get laid..
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todo350
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fuck i agree. have told cinn these things before
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Cinn_fml
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It wouldn't change a thing you idiots.
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EvilDoll
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We don't want you to CHANGE something, hunny. we want you to LOSE something.
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Mister_Grinch
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You're awesome Cinn, ignore these 12 year old fat lards sitting behind a screen with their hands in their pants.
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iknowwhatimsayin
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12 year old fat lards with their hands in their pants? you both need to get laid.
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TaylorTotsYumm
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What did Cinn ever do to you to make you pricks so bitter. She makes valid and wonderful points in every comment she posts. If you don't like her comments, you can avert your eyes, and keep your dim-witted thoughts to yourselves.
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Cinn_fml
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Evildoll, I think you need to lose it because then you might lighten up and be a nice person.
Thanks, Grinch and TaylorTots.
Thanks, Grinch and TaylorTots.
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feyz_fml
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iamchuck
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Nope, your dad was still on his way. And how do you hit his head if you aimed at his feet? That's like six feet off, give or take.
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Unless his dad is a 'little person.'
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kaileigh10
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LMMFAO
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kaileigh10
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they suck at soccer
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iamchuck
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Good call, Tots.
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blankaex
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Not painful. It's a soccer ball.
first, you may need glasses
second, good throw from a distance