Cheers

By toastynippies - 24/02/2015 19:32 - United States

Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
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LittleMissShadow 16

Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"

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JuliaaNoelle 26

His/her mom is actually kind of hilarious

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makkarari 18

As a mom of three girls, I could never do that to them. Self esteems are fickle things!

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flufee2 27

Id rather have a mom who can joke around like that than one who is strict and doesn't take jokes

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WOTAN1488 24

OP's mom is definitely a bitch, especially if OP doesn't and can't date much.

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makkarari 18

There are ways of joking and having fun with your kids without putting them down!

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Oh i agree. But i know a lot of kids that just make fun of eachother and that's their kind of humour. If that's how op is then op would say something witty right back. But it really depends on your kid. If your kids a tad sensitive then you shouldnt do what ops mom did. But my dad is like ops mom and me and him are always firing mean and witty things at eachother. It really depends on Ops personality

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SookyLala 13

While i agree that some relationships are based on crude humor, me and my family are a perfect example, it makes me wonder why OP posted it here if it didnt affect her in the wrong way

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shessohighh 10

Obviously OP does not have this kind of humor or it wouldn't be a FML.

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jawarston 24

DAMN momma burned you. That is messed up.

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AcieMcG 21

Hope she also gave her some aloe ? but yeah total bitch mother

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Manosapo 18

Thats a “thanks mom" moment

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Nolimit2217 32

Your mom is a harsh lady.

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LittleMissShadow 16

Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Or she can draw a picture of Zac Efron on the paper and win at life.

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Adrian_Robber 6

Don't listen to your mom OP I believe anyone can get a girl if they tried!!! Don't listen to her

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buckdharma 37

Especially if they learn all the good pick up lines here.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Why do you assume OP wants girls? OP didn't list their gender.

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WCARlover 34

Hey your dad probably dated her and she's a jerk clearly so there's hope for you yet

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henrylikestreats 22

Send her back the same picture and say it is a drawing of all the f***s you give.

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