Blender time!

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 17:04

Today, I've told my boyfriend several times that my toothless grandma can only eat pureed foods, but likes any kind of soup, "as long as there's no meat in it." Guess what was his idea of a gift for her when meeting her for the first time? A steak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 421
You deserved it 167

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

So he meets her for the first time and whips out a steak as a gift? That's very odd.

Makes a lot of sense. Grandmas love to watch boys eat. He brought her a steak so she could make it for him and watch him eat it. That's top-notch entertainment for grannies!

Comments

And your grandma can't eat it because of the heat, right? What else could it be?

So he meets her for the first time and whips out a steak as a gift? That's very odd.

Makes a lot of sense. Grandmas love to watch boys eat. He brought her a steak so she could make it for him and watch him eat it. That's top-notch entertainment for grannies!

Now I see why granny was constipated for 2 days...

Aw, man! I was going to make a steak reference in the constipated granny story, but you beat me to the punch!

Puree the steak for her. Just add gravy in the puree machine