Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Comments (219)
pokopoko 0
omg.... thats terrible. I hope that girl realizes how much trouble she caused... but I also agree your girlfriend should have trusted you.
Eiger 0
I would have decked that bitch right in the face. ******* with true love is a crime that should not go unpunished.
Entity4Infinity 0
wow please tell me you atleast remember what the girl looks like so that you can find her again.. people are really rude sometimes... i hope the same thing happens to her when she finds someone. And people who put YDI are idiots... he wasnt cheating... how does he deserve it?
testing_fml 0
Don't gimme that shiiiiit. I can't believe someone would do that, just to ruin someone's day or life. Maybe you did not cheat on your gf, but maybe this "random" girl was a friend of your ex, who you cheated on, and she recognized you...? I'm sure you're not telling us the whole story.
Atropos_fml 0
I'm pretty sure the situtation described in the FML is completely possible. Just because you're bitter about it doesn't mean he actually cheated on his girlfriend.
Tsukasa_fml 0
You don't think people are stupid enough to think they're being funny when they do this? You clearly haven't spent much time on FML. Or Youtube for that matter.
zbug 6
it is also possible she mistook him for someone else.
loooooooooool_fml 1
If she actually believed it, you are better off without her.
rraaee 0
don't mess with your girl like that ever. it's never funny becuase guys can vary well make jokes all the time when it's true. you have a whole lot of flower buying to do.
qwerty123456789 0
He didn't mess with his girlfriend, retard. The random girl messed with him. Are you truly so dense that you think its his fault for "messing" with her? What is wrong with you?
Jari 0
I don't think he's telling the whole story either, but then again, I've learned never to underestimate how horrible, cruel, and stupid our species can be sometimes. Although if he is telling the whole story, FYL indeed.
saraaahxx2202 3
awwe that's so sad :( you should tell her the truth! that's horrible :(
CDS09 0
first, **** punt the random bitch then try to explain it to your girlfriend...if that does not work, look on the bright side, at least you are not getting divorced because some random bitch did this 10 years down the road. Also it does seem there is more to the story...not saying from your side, but maybe your girlfriend was cheating or wanted out or something, because I am sure there are few people who are so stupid that they will end a happy relationship over one stranger, without even giving you the chance to explain.
thelonelylurker 0
I'm pretty sure both girls are retarded. You're better off without her.