Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
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Emma Marshall 19

I don't understand why women are expected to get a boyfriend or have kids..... just like men aren't expected to.

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interesting33 36
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watch the British show Miranda. your fml reminds me of it. :) take care OP

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interesting33 36
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watch the British show Miranda. your fml reminds me of it. :) take care OP

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Emma Marshall 19

I don't understand why women are expected to get a boyfriend or have kids..... just like men aren't expected to.

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tibtak 20
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No I’m a guy and my parents are asking exactly the same questions.

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arandomperson97 18
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Male here. Get this question all the time. I take it as just another topic of a conversation, especially if they don’t know me. I respectfully tell them I’m not dating and then politely change the subject to my studies etc. No major fuss. If they’re really pushy, I’ll either find a way out of the conversation or explain that it’s not a top-priority in my life at the moment.

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lexos 16
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As a man I myself I have heard that question to many times. It's just so annoying when the ask, when are you getting a girlfriend? If it was that easy for me I would already have one by now.

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tounces7 27

I don't know that we're not expected to, but it's significantly more challenging to find someone as a guy either way unless you're among the exceptionally attractive top 10%.

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Rabite 28
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How is it more challenging? It's not like every woman no matter how they look just goes out of the house and can choose between a number of guys.

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RichardPencil 30
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I hope Granny pulls through — you’re gonna need her to be the only guest at your bridal shower.

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skippydoda 32
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How old are you? This is a FML either way but I'm curious.

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tibtak 20
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Tell them you’re gay. Hopefully they will leave you alone.

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Charlie Given 25
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Tell them you haven't found the right person yet but will in your own time

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"I've dedicated my life to serving the Dark Lord. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a virgin out there that needs sacrificing, and I'm running late."

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Dr_Jackal 16

Have patience, the right person will come along eventually. It’ll probably be when you least expect it. Just stay confident and don’t worry about it!

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Rabite 28
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Why do you assume that she's even interested in that happening?

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Nhayaa 21

Well, the real question is : do you even want to get married?

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Mymy 5

It said “his” father. Like as in a boy caught the boutique. Isn’t it that only single women get to be able to catch the boutique?

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