Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Comments (219)
Karnezar 2
At least now you know she'd make for a shitty wife. Now while she blows in the wind with the rest of the trash, you can restart your search for a better girl.
BLNovelist 0
Well, on the bright side, at least you are rid of someone who would always be suspicious of you cheating/being unfaithful for no reason. If she trusts a total stranger over you, there were problems afoot.
chea_chea 0
That sucks man. I would tell you to do the same thing to her when you see her with a guy but then he might hand out an ass whoopin'. FYL for sure.
Mike_Alike 0
Tell me where you live, I want to come over to your area, hunt down the bitch and punch her in the face. Then make her explain everything to your GF.
Shotta 3
Figures some dumb bitch would do that especially in here in New York where theres lots of weird people.
dreamofme 0
Maybe she broke up with you because faithful only has 1 "l" in it, and she wants a boyfriend who can spell.
fmelanieslife 0
#135 is right. Plus, why didn't you just ask the random chick what your name was? If she was a stranger how would she even know? You're not the brightest bulb in the box...
xTinyLovex 0
find that chick and curbstomp her. that's the only solution.
Pallaxo 0
WTF? That is so incredibly DISPECABLE ! (that is probably spelt wrong, sorry)
andrewms 0
Your just posting this shit cuz you know your ex reads this site, and if you claim the other woman was pulling a prank then maybe you could stay with the one that dumped your pathetic-cheating ass in the first place...
drmike_fml 0
that is horse shit. look at it this way if you haven't already. it's a good thing you found out she doesn't love you this way instead of finding out that she may have not stuck by your side in a life or death situation.