By bad day Brutus - United States
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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  withered  |  30

Way to pull imaginary gender issue out of your ass. You had to reach in deep for that, I think. Does not matter if it is a homosexual or straight couple, if the female or male cheated, you definitely deserve a punch in the face from your partner if you are a cheater.

By  randombleeps  |  11

maybe you were dreaming! haha but that does suck, but karma is a bitch!

  Orchard  |  33

Well, as sweet as your sentiment is, I think it's a little too late for the staying faithful part...I know what you mean, but once you do something like that it can't ever be undone. Sure she can forgive him, and they can try to move on, but the whole concept of being faithful is lost for good. It will always be, "Other than those other times of cheating I told you about, I've been faithful"; and that is just unreasonable.

By  buddy51  |  23

Wow, op, your plight leads me to conclude that what goes around has indeed come around. Too bad she didn't rochambeau you with her hiking-boot clad feet! YDI to the max, you cheating goober, you!

  chlorinegreen  |  27

***googling rochambeau*** hmm French general from the American revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. ***noted and filed away***

  perdix  |  29

#21, further research shows that the term Rochambeau was used in South Park to describe a game where two players took turns kicking each other in the crotch. This connotation makes a lot more sense.