Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Comments (219)
DEVASTATOR 12
LOL #9 so true she does owe him that atleast
danny57_fml 0
if a you're girlfriend trusts a stranger more than you, you don't need her anyways...
leapinlarry 0
agreed
hunny_kat 0
Yeah that girls a bitch but I can't believe your girlfriend of four years would believe her over you. FYL either way.
Matstrenet 0
your an idiot
ScooterBug1992 0
You're and idiot for not using which form of "your" to use...
tolkienfanatic 0
Your girlfriend sounds like a dumb ****.
jessamyn_it_is 0
Wow what a bitch this other girl is :-O Hope Karma will get her.
xClarkGable 0
FYL double time for having a girlfriend that wouldn't talk to you about it and trust you.
XblahhX 0
I find it funnier that people clicked YDI than the actual FML itself.
tony729 0
wow, that girl is such a bitch
russianspy1234 11
After 4 years your girlfriend believes a stranger (if thats what you mean by random) over you? Seems like you had some other underlying issues, also possible she was cheating on you.
spaceranger33 0
You should've said this to the random girl, "oh yeah? then what's my name?"
aback 4
Great reply.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Say my name! Say it! Say it! She would just make one up. Maybe someday someone will make a Borat/Bruno style move like that about a chick who breaks up couples on the street.
studentwoes 2
You couldn't prove this stranger didn't know you? You should have made her say your name. Or asked her something she could have only known if you two were actually seeing each other.
RazorB 0
What kind of car do I drive? How many times did we see each other? What was I wearing? How about I call the cops? That would have punched her ticket for sure.