Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Comments (219)
lmfaowww 0
For those of you saying "Random people don't do that!" They do. I've seen it before and its possibly one of the many horrible things dumbasses decide to joke about. If this is true FYL. go make up with your girlfriend.
softballplaya822 0
ohh my goshh you poor guy! that's awful! but if you tried to explain it and she didn't believe you, then maybe she's just not the girl for you
AntiChrist7 0
you probably did the random girl and just don't remember because you were wasted
Shyman4ever 0
Wow what bitch would do that?
AdamGD 0
Lol dude that is hilarious! Not your gf breaking up with you, that really sucks. But that girl is ******* awesome! That is something i wish i could do but i would be afraid to
BLNovelist 0
You are an asshole if you want to do that to some innocent person. Breaking people up for your own amusement is not cool.
CFR 0
Oh my....people sometimes....makes me want to curl up into a hole and plot a takeover of the world to get rid of them (at least the ones like that). I've had that sort of happen. My ex and I, who were (still are??) very good friends were talking one night and he got all "I love you, I miss you, I can't get over you no matter how hard I try" And I, being honest, told him I missed him too. (I was the one who broke up with him, but only because I moved three provinces away) Well anyways the very next day his current girlfriend messages me and asks me if I've spoken to him because they're going out and he didn't tell me. (They broke up, and now he has a new gf and I haven't heard from him since so I guess he actually likes her...and I told him not to treat her any differently than he had treated me) But yeah, girls are really evil sometimes...possibly more so than men because when they do decide to do damage, it usually lasts longer and has a worse effect.
1234five 0
What 23 said
lastminuteperm 0
Oh...sucks ass man
Avenging_Angel 0
If she broke up with you over that, she might have been cheating on you anyway and looking for a quick excuse to get out of the relationship. Just saying :/
MiAmi_BitCh069 0
...Was she hot??