Estoy Poopin

By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

I would be lying if I told you it wasn't funny.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I would be lying if I told you it wasn't funny.

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lexos 16

4000$, Don't you have a insurance?

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julfunky 29

Even with insurance the price can be pretty steep. An ambulance ride alone can cost over $1000 depending where you live and if your insurance deems it non-life threatening then you’re paying that out of pocket. Insurance doesn’t cover as much as people would like it to.

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thisisbutaname 38

$4000 for an ambulance ride. Tell that's not absurd

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alycion 38

My insurance wouldn’t cover the ambo when I had my heart attack. And after they paid, I still owed 250k. And it was 100% blockage so the ride was necessary.

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skippydoda 32

My mom paid an extra $1500 a year to cover the cost of an ambulance because a single ride could cost $2000 each.

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lexos 16

Damn you Americans really have a expensive health care system.

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Cali 54

Was it ever worth it? That cost would outweigh the benefit unless you rode in an ambulance every year.

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RichardPencil 30

With friends like that, who needs enemas? You do!

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ChromoTec 24

What a crack-tastrophe! But in all seriousness, I hope you get better soon.

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ezrajab 22

I think you mean CRAP-tastrophy

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ezrajab 22

Forgive my spelling

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ChromoTec 24

I noticed that after I posted it XD

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

So what happened that the paramedics were called?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

he cracked his back

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

tbf I think I'd make jokes about that for a long time as well...

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rodfergie 18

I showed this to everyone at my work, and MY co-workers won't shut up about it either!

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Tarlachia 33

It’s as if you took the latter part of the phrase “Shit or get off the pot” way more seriously than necessary.

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Tarlachia 33

*Kids playing outside the home* (Sing-song) “Don’t step on the crack, or you’ll break your mother’s back.” *crack is stepped on* *distant screaming*

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