By Anonymous - United States - Fort Collins

Estoy Poopin

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
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  julfunky  |  29

Even with insurance the price can be pretty steep. An ambulance ride alone can cost over $1000 depending where you live and if your insurance deems it non-life threatening then you’re paying that out of pocket.

Insurance doesn’t cover as much as people would like it to.

  alycion  |  38

My insurance wouldn’t cover the ambo when I had my heart attack. And after they paid, I still owed 250k. And it was 100% blockage so the ride was necessary.

  Cali  |  54

Was it ever worth it? That cost would outweigh the benefit unless you rode in an ambulance every year.

  ezrajab  |  22

I think you mean CRAP-tastrophy

  ezrajab  |  22

Forgive my spelling

By  Tarlachia  |  33

*Kids playing outside the home*

(Sing-song) “Don’t step on the crack, or you’ll break your mother’s back.”

*crack is stepped on*

*distant screaming*