By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto
Today, the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates, he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm right for him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. FML
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  ironichalibut  |  24

Probability states that eventually this will work. If men and women are equal (they are), then if used enough, eventually this line will be used on someone who for some reason, finds it as charming or humorous, as the guy does. It's not an efficient strategy, but it's a strategy for some.

  ironichalibut  |  24

A fun effect of probability, theoretically, if your particles are vibrating at the right frequency, with the right orientation to an object with the right density, you'll be able to either push your hand through the physically solid object, or merge your molecules with its.
The probability of it happening would be an extraordinary number, but that doesn't change the fact there's an astronomically small chance that someday, somewhere, someone will phase through a solid object. So start walking into walls now, it could be you!

  alphabetta  |  23

Um, no... just all the women he can find until that works :p

Unless you were attempting to make a joke on the fact that no one in their right mind would find that line humorous or charming or whatnot. If that's the case, ignore what I said above :)

  parism143  |  28

I think I'd be one of the women this'd work on quite honestly, depending on the level of attraction I'd have for him which would be pretty high as hypothetically we'd already have gone on a few dates.