Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
Ozuru 11
I guess if you like bad boys...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
What does this have to do with Martin Lawrence and Will Smith?
kimg0885 23
There's a big difference between " bad boys" and felons in prison.
SammyS2012 21
How about go out and meet someone?
wolverine47 10
Sorry... But that's pathetic
highway_unicorn7 5
They may ask you to break them out...
2dog 15
Do it, it would be sweet
perdix 31
Yeah, I think she should. She should use a Jessiqa Pace photo to really drive the jailbirds wild.
2dog 15
Haha, we already went over this last year, so stop with the joke it's not funny anymore
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Try some online dating sites.
FMLKitten 15
Judging by her name, "desperategurl", I have a feeling she already has...
glittercookies 12
Join plenty of fish. It's free.
chicagoguy 2
Hey I'm working on my psyD in forensic psychology ;) sorry I know not related to the topic just got excited about your major
Calingaladha 21
There's this thing called PMing for messages like that...I suggest you try it. Now, back on topic!
SLC_grumpypants 5
Doll yourself up & get out there OP. Don't go the pen pal route
Snazzy_Snaz 17
OP I'm saying this because I care. Get Help
superhumangambit 4
Felons need love too.