Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
graphicstyle7 17
That's... very, very dangerous. Look, take a nice picture of yourself, or have someone take one. Go onto Plenty of Fish or Match.com or any other site. Put the pic up, write a POSITIVE description of yourself and what you like in a guy. Seriously, there's someone for everyone, but looking at criminals is NOT a solution.
Ronican 1
how about you try doing something in your life that gives you the opportunity to meet people. like a local bowling league or maybe a dance class. trust me anything would be a better idea them making friends with one of your states fine convicts.
Jaxx66 21
Actually DjeePee, they are quite interesting. Just remember to give a PO Box address. Gotta watch out for number one, of you're stupid enough to get into a friendship with someone who'll be making parole.
EvilDave 13
OP, I really want to know why you can't meet a guy? Why are you so desperate?
Angeon 5
Write to me [email protected]
gman90210 18
I will be your pen pal as long as I don't have to be in prison.
sydaknee 6
Lol um, chill. You'll find someone
whitfieldkl 2
Write a soldier instead of an inmate! Crazy
Jamesy52 1
You can get in touch with me instead: [email protected] I am just an Irish lad; no criminal record at all.
easterwood702 0
I'll write to you :3