Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
Iniezian 18
Equally desperate for female attention here. Call me. :D In all seriousness, DON'T. They're in prison for a reason. Trust me, you'll find someone eventually. Just join a dating site, there are loads of them.
sasha_is_my_name 5
You can do that? Whoa..
texas_cowboi316 1
Unless u are one of obese/extremely ugly girls, u need some psychiatric help!wtf is wrong with u, completely normal guys with good education, great jobs making over 125k/yr.. average looking VERY fit guys like me are single!! Whats wrong with the world? Jeezz it's so hard being a brown guy in this country...FML
eman1972 4
You took the first step. You're going make plenty of friends right here on FML.
itsme1321 3
And most of these folks haven't been convicted of any violent felonies...yet...hopefully :/
geod69 8
Write to me
dlcj18 2
You can def write to me I would be glad and make new friends
nemo88 8
Get on omegal.
annalily5 28
They have phone sex people you can call for when you're lonely. Just call one of them. Sure they'll charge you, but they're probably a lot better and less likely to track you down and kill you.
nemo88 8
Text me, 6412267708
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There are several other ways to get male companionship and much less dangerous ones. Join a chat room or a forum with something you're interested in. Don't be talking to prisoners; you're setting yourself up for trouble.