Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
candylandy 1
Get the ones that are sentenced to life, that way they can't get out and murder you.
matt8992 3
I'll write to you
skittlesmeep 4
Please use dating sites instead.. lol
yunhee2000 10
Dont do that try okcupid.com its fun and tons of people
huntercallender 0
Trust me I work at a prison and that's the last person you'll want to talk to.
fleurie 6
Uh....
fmlwtfkillme 2
You should meet the forever alone guy! :D
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Ew. Truly pathetic.
afairshake 8
No seriously don't do that just watch a few true movies on lifetime and you'll change your mind fast. It could honestly put you in harms way not to mention there's lots of ways to meet people. Not pushing church on anyone but if you attend one join a singles group even try online dating but don't do what you're considering it's nor worth the risk.
Fisheyedfool7 2
Make a match.com profile, unless you're that ugly.