By jenA - 21/8/2012 13:04 - United States - Russellville
Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML
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  jem970  |  19

I never pictured the devils gooch as "evil".... Actually I never pictured it at all..... How the hell did you come up with that phrase?!