By jenA - 21/08/2012 13:04 - United States - Russellville

Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

Hey you could market a peeing alarm clock and make millions! People need a good way to wake up. Haha.

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Melissa92_fml 13

Sounds like a crazy version of the Cheshire Cat :D.. Though he's kinda crazy to begin with.

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Syneriam 7

That sucks? Why would you say that? It's awesome, I mean it's not like its on FML or anything... Oh wait

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onlychildFTW 33

Hey you could market a peeing alarm clock and make millions! People need a good way to wake up. Haha.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

It sure would wake my ass up and force me to get in the shower at least....I'd get tired of washing my bed sheets daily though. :/

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daner10 5

He must of been in a pissy mood. Sorry guys, it had to happen.

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magicbananas3 6

Because everyone should get peed on every once in a while

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pxndiieinsanity 6

6-Reminds me of the rollie-pollie alarm clock..

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magicbananas3 6

76- If you wanted to talk to 6 why didn't you respond to his post?

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Melissa92_fml 13

Sounds like a crazy version of the Cheshire Cat :D.. Though he's kinda crazy to begin with.

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folfg0 12

That's an insult to the only cat I ever liked. :( Chesher cat is amazing and would never pee on the bed. Unless it disappeared.

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sens3sfailing 24

That was the point. OP pretty much said that themselves not In the same words.

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lukep135 6

Not surprised. Cats are more evil than the devil's gooch

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off_constantly 8

The gooch is the skin between a man's balls and his butthole.

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jem970 19

I never pictured the devils gooch as "evil".... Actually I never pictured it at all..... How the hell did you come up with that phrase?!

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slurshies 11

good to know... sorta. also, 46- hehe hell and the devil :P

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lukep135 6

-46 my friend used the phrase devils gooch and I loved it

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off_constantly 8

I'm sure if anything it would most likely smell pretty damn evil.

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poppysoda 4

The elder ones of my kind are very wise. He was just trying to help wake you up. You should be honored.

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CatsForLife 3

The cat in your picture is not amused by that comment.

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dog1999 2

Sounds better that cat pissing on you vs you pissing the bed

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

I'd rather piss my own bed than have an "old senile" cat pissing all over me and my bed.

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MURIKKA 11

Ah, cats. Doing whatever the **** they want yet again.

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wildsweetchild 19

That's why I love them. I'm pretty sure OP did something before that got the cat pissed, so it waited for the right moment to show his feelings...quite literally.

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emeraldisle 30

You know he did it on purpose. As much as I love my cats, they can be so evil sometimes.

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S182 15

Pee on your cat when he is sleeping.

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SlayerElite 1

What the hell, Go for it! that cat basterd.

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hippo1234 19

All fun and games til he scratches you

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blubberfish 10

Yes, try peeing on the cat when it's asleep.. For if you weren't circumcised before, that cat will certainly do it for you.

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