Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's a shame that all the good ones are locked up.
Steve95401 49
A "pen pal" who is in the penitentiary. Not a good choice OP.
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Comments (220)
william8691 10
Sounds like a good idea until Diablo gets out for good behavior and kills you...
sweetmama88 6
Hey try playing pogo , you can meet all kinds of people on there !
richkief76 5
Why don't you just get on omegle???
Mahtari 19
The prison pen pals, literally, just look for people exactly like you to send them money. That's it. They refer to you as, "fat chicks."
br0ccoli 15
Is that after you explored your options at adultfriendfinder?
ToewsIsMyBro19 6
well you know what they say "all the good ones are either gay, taken, or convicted felons"
DracoSpirita 21
Your picture. It goes perfectly with your comment. ^^
redbluegreen 41
Still better than finding and dating someone from FML.
brianax36 14
Desperation level 99
hateevryone 15
Sweetie join a dating website or something.