I've tried the superbad thing, how do people even do it? It's impossible

I can't believe there are that many people that just don't remember how it is during High School. I remember pretty well of having boners in random times, sometimes there wasn't even anything exciting and there it was, hard as a rock. That doesn't mean he's not getting laid, just means his hormones are way more elevated that whoever commented thongs aren't reason to getting a boner. :P I'm still a Junior in High School and thank god that doesn't happen to me anymore, but it did in Sophomore and Freshman year, and I assure you I was getting laid enough with my girlfriend. :)

#45, unless your waistband is up by your armpits or your dick isn't long enough to reach, it's really quite easy. Best trick in the book, if it isn't the oldest.

Waistband is your best bet especially when you're wearing something loose like bball shorts. I'll honestly say that I'm a senior in college and this still happens at random times. It's just life. Tuck and move on.

#48, true... the trick is to be able to do it without letting people on to the fact that you're tucking it... which is almost as bad! You have to time it quickly, when nobody's looking, and you can't look down either or else it gives it away. lollll ps to the guy- that s4u, what did the girl say/do? Did she even notice? Hahaha

Boner over a thong? Get real.

You deserved that one. Because of your stupid damn username.

You need to watch more ****. That way, you'll be desensitized to the female form.

Why doesn't anyone believe getting a boner from seeing a hot girl wearing a thong is completely possible? You have to take into consideration that this kid is in high school, most likely. Where your hormones are going crazy. Lay off the kid. He's probably only 15, 16 at the most.

haha this FML made me laugh so hard!!!!!!! that totall sucks, but its stll really hilarious!