By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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suckerz 0

no selfcontrol??? how old are you??? just by seeing the thong??? man I bet it takes you 2 min to cum

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killersteve 0

Everyone remembers High School, hormonal craziness. That being said, the ability to go from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds does not mean that your ability to perform the entire 500 to completion is diminished. Some young men are known for endurance, longevity, and a quick turnaround in the pit (Physiologically speaking: a short refractory period before the next erection). You older and more jealous/angry/spiteful dicks out there, whom require hours to days to "recover" or use male enhancement substitutes (Viagra/Cialis/Levitra) can only hope that you could be so lucky. I say, rock on brother.

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stuart169 3

I find it a little weird that you know all of that....

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Tehalon 0

Rofl @ getting hard from seeing a thong, and i've got a good tip for ya. Check out pics and movies on ogrish and look for the goatse pic, they will burn themself into your mind right away, and if you ever have a boner and need to get rid of it, think of those pics. Insta-boner killer! Be warned tho! The boner might not come back soon because especially the goatse pic will just haunt you for a long time. :( (She was very disappointed and asked me if there was anything wrong with me :'( )

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BadKen 0

At least you didn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

i swear, penises are a funny thing...if i were a boy i wouldn't b able to take myself seriously...i mean, i'll jus stand naked for a whole day and stare at it and it'll jus b up and down, hard n soft all randomly ... yeahh, i wouldn't b able to take myself seriously.

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nightELFassasin6 0

WTF r u talking about?

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SAGARCo 19

Sad that was she says is true, male teenagers have changing hormones, so that would happen.

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lolurfuched 0

same thing with breasts #28. and my advice (like stated above) use the superbad trick, works every time and next time also try imagining that it was a fat guy in a thong (like rosie odonell-thank you #23 for the isnpiration).

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Sulk 0

There is no justification for wearing basketball shorts as everyday clothing. This just proves that right, and also that it can have adverse effects. Unlucky.

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arienh4 0

#27: Lock eyes from across the room?

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limeade 0

#29- Uh not everyone has spring break at the same time, but good try. Also, perhaps it happened to him on Friday...FMLs are required to start with today. Lay the hell off. Sorry, kid!

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