Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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Dr_Chronic
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Hahah that fuckin suxs, u just have to look at a fugly chick to get it to go away
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ohwowthatsucks25
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can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?
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Dr_Chronic
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vgmaster
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haha!!!! this is why i love fml's!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BlueJeans2626
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did you get wet?
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cocopuff96
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hah ttly
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MyNameIsTheBest
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tried flicking and got way harder but now more girls ask me out
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zakkyzebra
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haha I love how his name is 12incher. yeah right :P this reminds me of that one song... boner by straight out of junior high
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smdbeeach
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i never wear basketball shorts for that exzact reason. and if i do wear it and i get a boner you just lift it up to i think its called the waistband so its held between your skin and shorts :)
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Randen_fml
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self control my friend. insta boner? haha just act like your sleeping an ignore the teacher.
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DeadSorrow
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You obviously have never been a guy.
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MrCatman1125
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People don't decide when they get an erection, it just happens when your aroused.
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suckmybrain
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Hot! :D
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Infamous_Hawk
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I like his username...12incher!
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Yuuhi
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kinda hot hahahaha.....you teenagers lolz
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TheAntiComment
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I woulda sported it like a Champ. Then to make it better say:
"Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"
"Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"
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PinkNmetal
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Attracted to sluts much? Yuck. You need some class.
Anyway, i'm glad i'm a girl- if I was a boy, i'd have a boner ALL THE TIME. :'D
Anyway, i'm glad i'm a girl- if I was a boy, i'd have a boner ALL THE TIME. :'D
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moglobalsoccer
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Nancy drew u r hott
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050294
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Yes it does
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baby_val
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hahaha same here
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Jinxy21
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I throughly love your name miss
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Jinxy21
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And by miss I mean 153
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nhormuss
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Lol u horny little bastard ;-)
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Checkitawwt
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Somebody likes to think they're manly huh, 12incher? ;) But anyways, that's hilarious. Reminds me of this person that does this constantly... Haha.
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HotAsIce99
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LOLZ
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ohwowthatsucks25
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but that sux haha
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ohwowthatsucks25
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can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?
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justine470
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This^
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Nadinek98
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win!! hahahhahah
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hyatt97
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No just.... No
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ReturnOfTheRat
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8 this comment just... it made me so happy. Thank you:)
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thatoneguy500
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Either your a girl who hardly know what a boner is, or your just fucking stupid.
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totalx
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Put it in your elastic waist band. You wouldn't be the first one to have that happen to them.
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Darraghscoot
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exactly what i was going to suggest :)
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liveitup1247
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how do u tuck it in ur waistband?? is tht possible?
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zac12345
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not unless your over 2 inches
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t52280
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Your dick is obviously small, or your a girl, if you have never tucked it into your waistband.
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pinkfrenchrose
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Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)
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nightELFassasin6
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u look more like a man to me
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TheAftermath
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Her picture doesn't even look like a man. Not one bit. Get a eye checkup.
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mcr22dnb
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Yeah don't go hating on random people, she's clearly a girl