FML : Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her...

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 12incher - / Sunday 15 March 2009 04:45 / United States

Intimacy

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By Dr_Chronic | 0

#32709 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

Hahah that fuckin suxs, u just have to look at a fugly chick to get it to go away

By ohwowthatsucks25 | 0

#32798 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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By Dr_Chronic | 0

#32709 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

vgmaster | 0

#794390 - Sunday 24 January 2010 1:27

haha!!!! this is why i love fml's!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#794920 - Sunday 24 January 2010 6:17

did you get wet?

cocopuff96 | 0

#933292 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:30

hah ttly

MyNameIsTheBest | 0

#1087461 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:45

tried flicking and got way harder but now more girls ask me out

zakkyzebra | 11

#1315085 - Sunday 29 August 2010 6:58

haha I love how his name is 12incher. yeah right :P this reminds me of that one song... boner by straight out of junior high

smdbeeach | 0

#1354026 - Sunday 5 September 2010 7:24

i never wear basketball shorts for that exzact reason. and if i do wear it and i get a boner you just lift it up to i think its called the waistband so its held between your skin and shorts :)

Randen_fml | 0

#1502645 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 15:39

self control my friend. insta boner? haha just act like your sleeping an ignore the teacher.

DeadSorrow | 3

#5025235 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:45

You obviously have never been a guy.

MrCatman1125 | 2

#5047563 - Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:22

People don't decide when they get an erection, it just happens when your aroused.

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6549927 - Wednesday 2 March 2016 0:26

You're a douche kid

By suckmybrain | 0

#32721 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:25

Hot! :D

Infamous_Hawk | 6

#2301316 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:53

I like his username...12incher!

By Yuuhi | 0

#32723 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:26

kinda hot hahahaha.....you teenagers lolz

By TheAntiComment | 0

#32732 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:33

I woulda sported it like a Champ. Then to make it better say:

"Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"

PinkNmetal | 0

#389872 - Sunday 12 July 2009 12:40

Attracted to sluts much? Yuck. You need some class.

Anyway, i'm glad i'm a girl- if I was a boy, i'd have a boner ALL THE TIME. :'D

moglobalsoccer | 0

#817477 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:39

Nancy drew u r hott

050294 | 0

#873086 - Friday 19 February 2010 20:43

Yes it does

baby_val | 0

#916321 - Friday 5 March 2010 8:05

hahaha same here

Jinxy21 | 0

#1029952 - Monday 14 June 2010 4:31

I throughly love your name miss

Jinxy21 | 0

#1029961 - Monday 14 June 2010 4:41

And by miss I mean 153

nhormuss | 17

#5818046 - Sunday 5 January 2014 22:33

Lol u horny little bastard ;-)

By Checkitawwt | 0

#32737 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:39

Somebody likes to think they're manly huh, 12incher? ;) But anyways, that's hilarious. Reminds me of this person that does this constantly... Haha.

By HotAsIce99 | 0

#32780 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:20

LOLZ

By ohwowthatsucks25 | 0

#32797 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:34

but that sux haha

By ohwowthatsucks25 | 0

#32798 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

justine470 | 0

#1071791 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:33

This^

Nadinek98 | 0

#1728418 - Saturday 20 November 2010 20:13

win!! hahahhahah

hyatt97 | 0

#4492580 - Monday 28 May 2012 23:06

No just.... No

ReturnOfTheRat | 6

#4770743 - Saturday 4 August 2012 5:03

8 this comment just... it made me so happy. Thank you:)

thatoneguy500 | 8

#6589636 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:56

Either your a girl who hardly know what a boner is, or your just fucking stupid.

By totalx | 0

#32813 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:42

Put it in your elastic waist band. You wouldn't be the first one to have that happen to them.

Darraghscoot | 0

#908925 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:20

exactly what i was going to suggest :)

liveitup1247 | 0

#1047299 - Monday 28 June 2010 19:33

how do u tuck it in ur waistband?? is tht possible?

zac12345 | 0

#1139470 - Sunday 25 July 2010 20:16

not unless your over 2 inches

t52280 | 2

#4680192 - Thursday 12 July 2012 20:55

Your dick is obviously small, or your a girl, if you have never tucked it into your waistband.

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#32820 - Sunday 15 March 2009 15:46

Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

nightELFassasin6 | 0

#985303 - Monday 26 April 2010 22:46

u look more like a man to me

TheAftermath | 0

#2012234 - Thursday 27 January 2011 10:41

Her picture doesn't even look like a man. Not one bit. Get a eye checkup.

mcr22dnb | 4

#3464777 - Friday 21 October 2011 6:10

Yeah don't go hating on random people, she's clearly a girl

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You deserved it

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