By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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pinkfrenchrose 5
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Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

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Dr_Chronic 0

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vgmaster 0
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haha!!!! this is why i love fml's!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cocopuff96 0

hah ttly

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MyNameIsTheBest 0
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tried flicking and got way harder but now more girls ask me out

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zakkyzebra 11

haha I love how his name is 12incher. yeah right :P this reminds me of that one song... boner by straight out of junior high

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smdbeeach 0

i never wear basketball shorts for that exzact reason. and if i do wear it and i get a boner you just lift it up to i think its called the waistband so its held between your skin and shorts :)

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Randen_fml 0

self control my friend. insta boner? haha just act like your sleeping an ignore the teacher.

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DeadSorrow 3

You obviously have never been a guy.

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MrCatman1125 2
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People don't decide when they get an erection, it just happens when your aroused.

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Infamous_Hawk 6

I like his username...12incher!

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Yuuhi 0
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kinda hot hahahaha.....you teenagers lolz

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TheAntiComment 0
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I woulda sported it like a Champ. Then to make it better say: "Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"

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PinkNmetal 0

Attracted to sluts much? Yuck. You need some class. Anyway, i'm glad i'm a girl- if I was a boy, i'd have a boner ALL THE TIME. :'D

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moglobalsoccer 0
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Nancy drew u r hott

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050294 0

Yes it does

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baby_val 0

hahaha same here

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Jinxy21 0
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I throughly love your name miss

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Jinxy21 0
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And by miss I mean 153

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nhormuss 17

Lol u horny little bastard ;-)

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Checkitawwt 0

Somebody likes to think they're manly huh, 12incher? ;) But anyways, that's hilarious. Reminds me of this person that does this constantly... Haha.

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

but that sux haha

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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Nadinek98 0
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win!! hahahhahah

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hyatt97 0

No just.... No

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ReturnOfTheRat 6

8 this comment just... it made me so happy. Thank you:)

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thatoneguy500 8
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Either your a girl who hardly know what a boner is, or your just fucking stupid.

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totalx 0
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Put it in your elastic waist band. You wouldn't be the first one to have that happen to them.

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Darraghscoot 0
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exactly what i was going to suggest :)

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liveitup1247 0
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how do u tuck it in ur waistband?? is tht possible?

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zac12345 0

not unless your over 2 inches

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t52280 2
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Your dick is obviously small, or your a girl, if you have never tucked it into your waistband.

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pinkfrenchrose 5
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Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

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nightELFassasin6 0

u look more like a man to me

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TheAftermath 0
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Her picture doesn't even look like a man. Not one bit. Get a eye checkup.

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mcr22dnb 4
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Yeah don't go hating on random people, she's clearly a girl

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