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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Dude_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

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Dude_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

U2dabest 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:19

hear hear!

dannnn_fml 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:52

hear hear!

dannnn_fml 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:53

asddgeheufidksbeheh I agree

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:21

she's a bitch.

polkadots123 2

Monday 23 April 2012 0:42

I mean, look who's talking!

Yuuhi 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

what #1 said....jealous, insecure, mean bitch :)

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

popoman 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:58

Or "Can't you figure that out yourself? I got the job because I'm fit. Not only are you fat, but you're stupid as well." Then get fired but have a great story. Also, punch her in the gut for good measure.

ziya1999 12

Monday 27 January 2014 8:49

Or "I'm sorry, Do I sense some jealousy? Oh wait, Its written all over your ugly face bitch" And the punch would make it perfect.

FuzzMonkey09 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:53

Well, not everybody has to be skinny, you know

Mortishia 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:58

she's just mean bitch, forget about her.

starbaby 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:45

Wow that was low of her. And why would she complain? I'm over weight and working on it and its true the fit people around motivate me if I saw me sitting behind the counter I'd think wow this won't work

woopwoopwombat 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:02

fat people's opinions don't matter dude.

Chris968 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:07

Wow she's obviously jealous. Maybe she should look at the staff and be like "I'm going to work to look like that" instead of taking low stabs at you. Sorry that really sucks =(

freddie_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:29

What the commenters here obviously aren't getting is the fact that the sweaty, chubby woman was sweaty because she had just finished exercising. The person making the complaint here was sitting on his/her butt behind a desk. And you have no idea what kind of body shape the poster has. It's really quite possible s/he isn't all that fabulous, either. At least the fat woman was making an effort to improve herself.